Underappreciated NPCs

I must get my pussy up as well as my money

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

you can pinpoint exactly when I gave up on drawing this comic

watch out when listening to new music! it will sound like the month and year you discovered it in probably forever

rebels what did I just watch what is this trope nonsense

I mean… two characters who hate each other, trapped in the snow… forced to huddle for warmth.. one is injured…

I feel like I read a really weird fanfic

sutileza

i love writing porn and i wont feel bad about it. understanding the eroticism of a character is character analysis if u are enlightened.

i love you porn i love you smut i love you intricacies of human sexuality i love erotica i love you freak nasty walls of texts i love you analyzing the subconscious through the lens of sexuality i love you bdsm i love you weird fetishes . u move me

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

i luv u too

wait what was in the stew

i think love is stored in nighttime conversations and “did you eat yet” and books left outside your door and “i waited to watch this with you” and splitting something in half to share and “im proud of you” and folded towels and “you can pick” and heads on shoulders and “you’re right, that was shitty. im sorry” and knocks on doors and “DINNER!” and stupid jokes and “hey i got this for you” and coffee made just right and… there are so many ways people say i love you silently every day over and over again if you only listen

more characters should be 30+ years old

play the tumpet bwaaa

if Homer Simpson was exposed to top/bottom discourse he would say “mmm… subs” while thinking about a big sandwich. and we should all strive to be more like him in this way

Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.

damn bro. you trash

What’s your Overwatch competitive rank?

i ain’t ever play overwatch a day in my life. i just wanted to spread negativity. merry christmas

case 3-5 godot tells phoenix his tragic backstory