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Christian (LCMS) • Lovingly married to @traveling-spartan • If it’s funny, it’s going here

HEY, FELLOW HATERS OF INSANELY-BRIGHT CAR HEADLIGHTS, SOMEONE HAS STARTED A PETITION TO REGULATE THEM.

It's an official petition through the Australian Government's e-petition page, which means if it gets enough signatures, it will be tabled in government.

You do have to be an Australian citizen to sign it, BUT!!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS EVEN IF YOURE NOT, because these kind of things have a roll-on effect, and if Australia legislates LED headlights, then other countries may follow.

FYI, the petition asks only for your name and email, and once you've clicked the sign button, they'll send you an email to confirm your signature --- you need to click the confirmation link in the email to have your signature counted.

Lets gooooooooo

If you know you know.

... Extrapolating from incomplete data be like...

This reply deserves to be in its own reblog lmao

I own a shirt that says exactly what the comment above says. And you would not -believe- the number of truly awkward interactions I've had that start with someone saying "so what's the second type?"

Nintendo Switch 2 Thoughts

I HATE THIS!

$449 for a console that isnt as powerful at all as a digital ps5?!

$80 dollars for digital mario kart world?!?!?!?!?! and fucking $90 for a physical?!?!

AND MOST GAMES PHYSICALLY WON'T HAVE THE FULL GAME ON THE CARD?!?! YOU HAVE TO DOWNLOAD THE REST VIA THE INTERNET, WHICH SOME PEOPLE DO NOT CONSISTENTLY HAVE OR HAVE AT ALL!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!

DO NOT BUY THIS CONSOLE OR ITS GAMES, EVEN IF YOU HAVE MONEY!

IF NINTENDO IS SUCCESSFUL WITH THE PRICES OF MARIO KART WORLD, IT TELLS OTHER GAME STUDIOS TO ALSO RAISE THE PRICES LIKE THIS!

THE DAMAGE MIGHT ALREADY BE TOO LATE TO REVERSE!

FUCK YOU, NINTENDO. FUCK YOU!

Starting to think some of you calling for a book or a movie just need a series of short sketches/one-page-long comics.

"I want a horror movie in which the hero sees the warning signs, turns back, lives their best life while the horror happens to someone else in the background"

A five minutes sketch or a full-page comic strip would take care of that without making it boring.

"I want an isekai webcomic in which the hero immediately gets killed by the first wolf/dragon they see cause they're not trained in fighting"

How long do you think this particular story would last. Get a one-page-long comic strip and be over with it.

"I want a time travel story book in which the time traveler accidentally brings future viruses with them and kills all of humankind"

that's frankly depressing and also will not make a compelling long-form story. A comic strip tho? or a late night skit?

"I want some classics to be adapted from the point of view of the working class people living next to the main characters!"

Unless they have a novel-long standing role and we know what goes on in their lives (negating the point of "giving them a voice" since they already have one), that story is just going to be the classic, (possibly still) in third person narration, with a slightly more outside perspective, and some modern judgement sparsed in. Make it a full-page strip/a short story, and i assure you you'll make a better story than trying to make it 300 pages long.

"I want an office romance where the male lead is as toxic as [insert latest Booktok sensation] but the female lead sees the red flags and leaves"

Good for her. Do you plan to write a full story with no conflict? Cause if you don't have another romance lined up for her with the wholesome baker down the corner, it's just going to be 300 pages of her sending applications to get a new job or detailing what she's doing in her new job.

Oh, and also my favorite:

"I want an office romance where the toxic male lead abusing his position to date a girl is denounced to HR and there's a more realistic outcome"

You do not want an office romance, you want a drama about workplace harassment, possibly sprinkled with a stalker storyline. That's fine. But don't go looking for it in the romance section, it's probably not going to be there.

boyfriend was just getting all gushy because I did something nice for him and he said "I love you so much, you are the most wonderful creature," and then in an abruptly solemn tone added "but make no mistake. you are a creature"

me and my homies support real artists who put their passion into their pieces instead of a machine who rips off the hard work of talented peeps

Happy Anniversary. This is the original post. On this day in 2011 I was doing a charity drive for the natural disasters in Tōhoku and drew this. A few hours later I turned it into a gif and posted it here.

Here’s the original doodle before I drew it into a GIF

Happy 14th birthday Nyan Cat! The original post originated here on Tumblr

Let me be perfectly clear, I do believe that all false religions are from the enemy and if you believe that you can access the inner divinity by meditation and yoga and align your chakras to unlock your perfect inner self/nirvana etc. then you are opening yourself up to the satanic deception of self deification and perhaps whatever the hell may be lurking out in that "beyond".

But believing you are going to get possessed from doing downward dog pose is like comic book level superstition. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works

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