Just a dipshit sphere that sleeps all day.

“and the universe said…”

"I don't wanna bother you"

Have you considered that this is how your presence feels?

So how about that event huh

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

we went to bed at 6pm last night and whenever i woke up my brain would try to slowly reconstruct the phrasing and imagery of McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal and as soon as id get it right i would fall back asleep happened about a dozen times

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

baja blast sheep have you any wool

Yes sir, yes sir, gamer fuel

hte real april foule… was you.

for thinkjghing I did not care abou you.

my friende.

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

before and after

You BAKE MIETTE?

My family hated it, but what does tumblr think of my shrimp tote bag

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I can’t believe this got to 20k notes. Is there something about this that resonates with people on some level?

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