obsessed with the screencaps of this unfinished version of the Minecraft movie going around

can we keep this version lmao

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

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god I could be so wealthy if I had no ethics. that's so fucking frustrating. I'm living paycheck to paycheck because I'm not grifting vulnerable idiots on TikTok. I feel like I have the ability to very easily scam people. I could make a killing with AI. but god. I have morals and ethics and so I get to be poor as shit. I hate this fucking world

I could have made a killing as a psychic, but noooo I have to feel bad about lying to people ugh

I think abt this all the time because the thing is, evil rich people truly believe that they’re geniuses who have discovered a way to make money that the rest of us dummies haven’t…but the truth is that they are just willing to do evil shit that everyone else would prefer to not to because we have standards

god she has these gorgeous blue eyes you can get lost in forever. and that smile … that damned smile

someone deleted my response and now aesthetic and roleplay blogs are reblogging this as some sort of deep quote and i just want you all to know this post is exclusively about how sexy and fuckable the blue car from cars is

Homestar Runner, Mystery Science Theater and Space Ghost Coast to Coast is superwholock for people who listen to They Might Be Giants

ACTIVE COYOTE ALERT

(via Xユーザーのむりかもめ🦈さん: 「よくみたら「組み立て説明書」がない なるほどね おにぎりの作り方なら知ってるでしょ？ってことね…🍙 https://t.co/tRXXOFHzMC」 / X)

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Icon commission ✨🐱

We bought our new sweet kitten a harness for walks. We had her try it on to get her comfortable with it and I’m not sure she loved it. 

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#kitten dot exe has stopped working

#please remove third party hardware and reboot kitten

she’s laying there, TRAPPED, nay ENSNARED, and you’re LAUGHING

my luminous mama

Kei to the Mew

Re-imagining that old Pokemon Red/Blue urban legend