I have a headache but I am not within arms reach of any ibuprofen
suffer. tank the damage. I'm strong, I got this.
fish. please go take some ibuprofen and drink some water.
I'm very happy to say that I have successfully got up and gotten some ibuprofen
I also love this ask, I love it so much
you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED
you have a wha
Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers
this is my aesthetic:
Listening and learning
Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here
Dei hire
This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.
saw this comment and i had to
As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.
In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.
Suzanne Collin’s just said fuck you to everyone who’s ever critiqued the Hunger Games as being a “teen girl saves the day” story. She said oh, Mockingjay didn’t make it clear enough? Here’s a book about how people have been rebelling for decades only to have their efforts suppressed and propagandized. Rebellion takes time and it takes failure and Katniss may have been the spark that ignited the wildfire but she did so standing atop the doused flames of everyone who came before her.
the boy with the fire starter created the sparks for the girl on fire.
the boy with the fire
starter created the sparks
for the girl on fire.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
lets ambush mama
