oh, you would pull some horse piss like this

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

youre never alone. bacteria

Do you guys call it aldi or aldis

aldis nuts

go fuck yourself motherfucker

[stumbling out of the wizard’s tower wearing five cursed amulets] dude it’s chill i’m still ok to fly the dragon

i wrote you a song. it fucking sucks. good thing creation is a practice with no endpoint

warm night, cool market

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

Manuel Amado (1938-2019) — The Three of Airy Life [oil on canvas, 2006]

a couple studies of Cobel just standing there menacingly

the ellipsis is really the pervert's punctuation

im not even strong enough to kill 1 mutant dragonoid soldier im worthless

im not even strong enough to kill 1 mutant dragonoid soldier im worthless

he's processing one single word per minute

TELEVISION. Show me BEAUTIFUL WOMEN being VIOLENT

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

Woah mama I'll give anyone who misgenders you the Elvis Special (a bullet)

This account likely makes the list of “the last accounts I’d ever expect to be anywhere near my blog” but I appreciate it

Woah mama I'm one of your mutuals