it's so important to have a haircut that looks bad
For @mortiscausa's March to Camelot - Envy
he's flashing his award losing smile
in the 1300s you got called metrosexual for wearing wizard robes yhat didnt drag on the ground
my phone thinks Iβm dating emperor augustus
he has the kind submissive and breedable aura you only see in diocletian-era male christian martyrs.
and roman statesmen from the republican era, of course.
βFrom whence you cameβ is a classic place to send back a foul beast
imagine how much fun you could have if you were a peasant and could sign into ye olde reddit to argue on a thread titled βis gawain a nepo baby?β
Did you seriously just allow the seed of cruelty to sprout
fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary
"my son turned out fine" maam your son was killed by one of my strong as fuck skeleton warriors