Sideblog Archive

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

OP which clinics have evil penises

OP please

OP we need to know

OP please

I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state

Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that

Good naps will have you sleeping in poses usually reserved for dead insects

why are 18 year olds so stupid

excuse you i’m almost 22 and i’m still a fucking moron

She's a 10 but she keeps performing illegal experimentation on human test subjects and erasing their memories

they match each other’s freak to a degree that is dangerous to the public

"Wow, modern capitalism sure is amazing."

"Yep. Don't think anything else could've destroyed the mental health of this generation any more thoroughly or efficiently."

officer i was not resisting arrest i was just being tsundere

You can’t say “nya” ironically. You may intend to say it ironically, but once the word actually passes your lips it retroactively becomes sincere. There’s no going back.

i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable

i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again

“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams

everyone's fucking mad at me all the time because I say stuff a little weird and killed a few innocent civilians

it's so fucked up you cant start working on your life at 3 am. when it most matters

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

Me without my glasses