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Shenanigans and Tomfoolery

@sillymarmars

Mar [They/She/He] || ๐Ÿ“Œ NO DONATION ASKS ๐Ÿ“Œ || Absolute nonsense incoming! โœฎ Most likely zooted with my husband โ€น๐Ÿน๏ผ

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

Absolutely I can

fact: If you combine Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme with a sufficient quantity of good butter and use it baste a chicken cooked over a bed of root veggies, you will have a delightful meal.

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dykes4jamescorden-deactivated20

why do monkeys and apes get tails but I don't. evolution what the hell

apes don't get tails </3

you not having a tail is a travesty but you can share in your misery with bonobos, gorillas, chimps, orangutans, and gibbons

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dykes4jamescorden-deactivated20

thanks gorilla with autism you would know about this wouldn't you

posts that will get even better if someone changes their URL

Sometimes, if youโ€™re lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window. It is very important to romanticize this tree as much as possible.

"The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when Iโ€”" when you what? What's wrong with her?

Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less transโ€”any less worthy of respectโ€”cause it's "not visible"? Queer solidarity my ass. Don't spout this bullshit on Pride, man.

This, but also for enby amabs going by he/him and with hairy chests and beards

I gave him a final boss form of sorts. as a treat

I also tried playing with fire here (haha) because you know how seraph means "the burning one" or something similar; and besides I thought it went well with the wrath/indescribable anger thing... And sooooo yeah

Rendering fire is kind of fun... Either way he's out for blood.

He still has his seven eyes but since this form is solely focused on one sin, wrath, then only one is visible

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