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“she’s aging so well!!” and the woman they’re referring to is like 27. touch grass
Can’t make this stuff up anymore but I just saw someone dissing on a female celebrity by going “she’s 29 but she’s still living like she’s 23… so jealous” bc she posted a silly photo where she’s posing??? What 😭😭😭
imma say something controversial but found footage horror when done by people with a gigantic budget suck. found footage horror has and will always belong to amateur horror directors with their cheap camera, friends as their actors, and some random location
someone just said i’m gatekeeping poverty 💀 from billion dollar studios ? absolutely
Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)
40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)
Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)
Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)
How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)
Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)
Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)
Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)
Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:
Calculus 1 (full semester class)
Learn basic statistics (free textbook)
Introduction to college physics (free textbook)
Introduction to accounting (free textbook)
Learn a language:
Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)
Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)
Cooking with flavor bootcamp (used what I learned in this a LOT this year)
Learn Interior Design from the British Academy of Interior Design (free to audit course - just choose the free option when you register)
How to ride a bike (listen. some of us never learned, and that's okay.)
How to cornrow-braid hair (I have it on good authority that this video is a godsend for doing your baby niece's black hair)
Making mead at home (I actually did this last summer and it was SO good)
Basics of snowboarding (proceed with caution)
How to draw for people who (think they) suck at art (I know this website looks like a 2003 monstrosity, but the tutorials are excellent)
Pixel art for beginners so you can make the next great indie game
Go (back) to school
Introduction to Astronomy (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)
Principals of Economics (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)
Introduction to philosophy (free college course)
Computer science basics (full-semester Harvard course free online)
Learn a language
Japanese for Dummies (link fix from 2022)
Portuguese (Brazil)
American Sign Language (as somebody who works with Deaf people professionally, I also strongly advise you to read up on Deaf/HoH culture and history!)
Chinese (Simplified)
Quenya (LOTR fantasy elf language)
How English has changed in the past 1000 years.
the big mans a lad i have fuck all, he lets me have a kip in a field he showed me a pond
the look of absolute dread on that ticker seller's face
Oh you can tell they're getting flashbacks of when 101 Dalmatians was playing
had a dream last night where i bought a hawk at a flea market for $20. when i pointed out that 1. i don't have a space for a hawk in my apartment 2. i don't want a hawk my roommates were like "bro its $20....get ittttttt or you're so gonna regret not buying that hawk"
needed this perspective
rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk
Probably with a cybertruck, let's be honest. And it would have ruled so hard.
YOU CANT LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS
LMAO IM CRYING 😭
Yeah, a 100% straight guy wore a Brony shirt to school. I just became 20% cooler.
Ahsoka cut and slashed her way toward him. He wanted to tell her to save herself, to run and not stop running until she was back with Kenobi and Rex. And he’d have expected her to run just as he told her; not because she’d follow orders, but because he felt that, in the end, nobody would save him in the way he so desperately wanted to save them.
The Clone Wars by Karen Traviss
“I’ve really tried to understand the Israelis. I used to work on a farm in Israel. I speak Hebrew. I watch their news. All the time they talk about fear. How they have to run to their bunkers to hide from the rockets. How their children can’t sleep because of the sirens. This is not a good way for them to live. We Palestinians don’t talk about fear, we talk about death. Our rockets scare them; their rockets kill us. We have no bomb shelters, we have no sirens, we have nowhere we can take our children and keep them safe. They are scared. We are dying.”
I’m just going to leave this here
Don't know why anyone's even surprised. Like half his Doctor Who episodes were about technology screwing everything up because it didn't understand context or emotions or just kept running the same script long after it was useful.
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
No, no, mine aren't bad enough. Can we give him one of @thebibliosphere's instead?
Beaming my five different types of neurological headache disorder directly toward him like a heat seeking missile. 🫡
Well, if we all combine our efforts, an he gets ten-thousand headaches, even regular ones, that would be good, too.
cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"
I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. so you can understand why I'm so freaked out
buddy I was in this situation and then next thing I knew I was 27. watch out man
all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots
also tumblr:
Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.
Hey, I LOVE bots when
they’re just here to play with us.
COMMERCIAL bots suck.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
okay i just realized they meant "fascist" and not atleast 2 other words i can think of that are funnier
The faggots dont claim him
The faggots dont claim him
The faggots dont claim him
The council has spoken. Send him to the gayless wastes.
