Zwoelf Farben

Whelp. Dashboard unfucker is no longer compatable with the most recent version of tumblr, nor is it maintained by its original author following carhammer-splosiongate.

This layout's fuckery makes my brain itch, and so as foretold: I'm leaving, and I won't be back until there's a new fix for this fuckery, because I don't like my brain itching.

Don't worry I have some post queued up as far into the future as a hundred years, though they do get sparser toward the end.

Thankfully, someone has already provided another dashboard unfucker fix, tho less robust.

For those curious and in need: It's a CSS that you put in Stylus or Stylish (posted about here) instead of a script that you run through tampermonkey. Being CSS instead of actual script, it's significantly more limited in what it can do and in how it can does it. But it makes the user interface useable again.

Succubus: *turns into a fat sunburnt Italian man with a sweaty tank top and cigar in his mouth*

me_irl sorry for this blog being dead for a while lmao

"I have depression." - character who has been through extensive therapy.

"I feel dead inside all the time and nothing helps!" - character who does like, regular introspective thinking and is aware of the concept of mental health.

"Leave me the fuck alone I'll be fine once I get over my stupid shit." - repressed character.

"It's fine I'm just having an Empty Time. What? Yeah, empty times, you know, when everything is like bzzzzzz in your brain and you don't shower for two weeks. Why, what do you call it?" - ooooughhh now we're talkin

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

How much

Only 3400

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

HEY, FELLOW HATERS OF INSANELY-BRIGHT CAR HEADLIGHTS, SOMEONE HAS STARTED A PETITION TO REGULATE THEM.

It's an official petition through the Australian Government's e-petition page, which means if it gets enough signatures, it will be tabled in government.

You do have to be an Australian citizen to sign it, BUT!!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS EVEN IF YOURE NOT, because these kind of things have a roll-on effect, and if Australia legislates LED headlights, then other countries may follow.

FYI, the petition asks only for your name and email, and once you've clicked the sign button, they'll send you an email to confirm your signature --- you need to click the confirmation link in the email to have your signature counted.

Highlights from my soon-to-be-published literary masterwork, Blatant Lies About Citrus Fruit.

I don’t do April Fool’s Day, so here are some shameless untruths that aren’t pretending to be something else.

If I see another youtube video reviewing a ttrpg for its ability to "make your DnD game better" I swear to god I am going to start setting things on fire.

YOU CAN JUST PLAY THE FUCKING GAME

NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE CHOPPED AND GRAFTED INTO THE BEATEN CORPSE OF DND 5E

Ttrpgs deserve praise and critical examination on their own. Not as an exploitable extant of a "main" game.

If I designed a game and put in it hours and sweat and tears balancing mechanics and bonuses and procedures and narratives only for a nerd to chop it off and slap it in the middle of the hyper comercial husk that dnd 5e is... I would go postal.

I hate that tge thing I hear from people most often about my game The Magical Land of Yeld is "oh, I can use this in my D&D game!". Or done version if that.

Listen, if you need to hack up other games to make your D&D game work, maybe just play those other games instead?

Luigi Mangione could be getting the death penalty…

This man is innocent, his appearance and build doesn’t match that of the killers, the only “motive” he had was a convenient written confession showing that he supposedly viewed healthcare companies as “parasitic” and too expensive (which does somewhat contradict the actual killers actions) he had said note and the murder weapon conveniently on him while living his ordinary life, the killer held the gun in his right hand while Luigi is left-handed, Luigi and the Killer were potentially seen simultaneously, they wore slightly different coats.

The NYPD KNOW these are different people, they know the evidence is lacking, this isn’t a mistaken identity, it’s framing, they are trying to make themself appear to still be control by catching this man, humiliating him, killing him, when they know full well that the person they are prosecuting ISNT EVEN THE RIGHT GUY! This is an injustice! This is not a fair trial! This is downright tyranny!

They confiscated his bag at the mcdonald's, took it out of everyone's sight, unpacked it and repacked it, and THEN took it down to the station and wow there was a manifesto in there that he was just carrying around in daily life for some reason

Definitely the sort of thing that the Bag Of Monopoly Money Guy would be carrying to McDonald's

Look, If I was a cop looking to frame Luigi, I'da at least less obvious about it. The cops didn't need to write that self-fellating manifesto, but they've got their head so far up their ass they can see daylight, that they couldn't refrain from self-agrandizing long enough to paint stitch up a convincing patsy.

DB Shoother was a ruthless efficient man of few words and precise messaging constructed through metaphors. Instead of waxing ilpoetic about how good cops are and the US healthcare isn't, put more monopoly money in his bag, make it look like he was fidna go Dexter on another insurrance CEO.

That paints a more convincing narrative donnit?

Hey, y’know that crazy-ass video that was recently making the rounds. yeah. that one. You know the one. Turns out it’s not the whole thing.

So I have some questions.

Any specific questions or?

Me: These are my healing crystals. I absorb energy from them that keeps me physically vitalised, mentally rejuvinated, and gives my body the power it needs to mend and maintain itself.

Person listening to my Enlightening Crystal Lecture: That's sugar. You're literally just eating crystalline sugar with a spoon.

Me: I can feel it working already!

@derinthescarletpescatarian ... added this for you

Mood boosting crystals that actually work

They're boosting my mood right now

i think about this post a lot

Bad news :/ Bava Kamma 21b:12 says the following:

תָּנוּ רַבָּנַן: הַכֶּלֶב וְהַגְּדִי שֶׁדִּלְּגוּ מִמַּטָּה לְמַעְלָה – פְּטוּרִין. מִלְּמַעְלָה לְמַטָּה – חַיָּיבִין. אָדָם וְתַרְנְגוֹל שֶׁדִּלְּגוּ; בֵּין מִלְּמַעְלָה לְמַטָּה, בֵּין מִלְּמַטָּה לְמַעְלָה – חַיָּיבִין.

So we learn here that jumping from low to high (such as when making a layup or slam-dunk) is considered atypical behavior for a dog. Such behavior can't be reasonably anticipated, and any damage it may incur (such as points scored against an opposing team) is considered merely accidental. I believe this would in fact invalidate Air-Bud's baskets. Now if they got a chicken to play basketball...

"showing this to a medieval peasant" this "showing this to a victorian urchin" that. i'm introducing the sages of ancient judea to dog showjumping

Cory Booker is coming up on 24 hours on the senate floor btw

it is currently 6:46pm EDT

you can watch here:

officially the longest known floor speech in recorded Senate history!!

I love emails