in another life, I would have loved nothing more than to kill people with hammers with you

it’ll be fine I just have to be a shaking terrified animal about it

Nathanael Billings

Please look at these babies!

we need to talk abt the power scaling problem in playing pretend :/

you cant just be invincible i GOT you i fucking got yoiu with my powers ok??????

[muttering feverishly] I need to chase that man around my gothic manor in a silk nightgown

we take turns

Was scuncht about it, but fine now.

The boss has arrived ...

HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that

manhandling is so fun like sure u can put me over there i don’t mind

im sure theres a word denoting the divide btwn what you believe as a citizen of civic society and what you believe as an animal with anger synapses. as a civic citizen i do not believe in the death penalty nor do i think anyone deserves to die for being stupid on twitter. as an ape,

I feel like making this distinction would also help with venting. "I acknowledge my feelings are irrational and primitive, and would never wish death on another human being. That being said, the asshole who slammed a door in my face deserves to be eaten alive by ants."

this one’s my favorite actually

they should let me give it a try im a fast learner and not afraid of the dark at all

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

queer stories matter i'm gay and i saw a bird today

life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious

if you don't know where to go, just wander! go to the store and don't buy anything, go to the library just to sit and do whatever you were going to do at home, go to a park and just walk around/sit outside for a bit (weather permitting, of course)

just put some headphones in and walk around the block a couple times if you really have nothing else to do, just getting a bit of air and change of scenery is so good for you

me the first few weeks of forcing myself to go on daily walks (it gets better tho)

i really need tumblr to learn the concept of “if you physically cannot do this then this post is not talking about you” because jesus christ.

@a-spectacular-pigeon you get it.