She gave them a shit post…she had nothing else to give.

I genuinely believe that the new SW trilogy wouldn’t have flopped out into irrelevance like it did if they hadn’t dumped Finn on the side of the freeway like a new pet rabbit the week after easter

Anyway in my heart Finn became a Jedi alongside Rey and inspired a Stormtrooper insurrection and Kyle Ron went back to his mom like he should have day fucking one and that angry redhead dude blew up with the star destroyer and Poe got to make it happen and at the end Rey doesn’t give a shit who her bitch ass non-palpatine parents might have been because she gets her new family like she needed and palpatine stays dead at the bottom of his musty hole like he should have and Finn and Poe give each other approximately 130% the amount of lingering meaningful looks and then one of their run-together-to-reunite moments results in a heat-of-the-moment make out like it should have and Luke and Leia meet in person a minimum of once so she can sibling slap him at least once for being a useless dramatic old hermit for a billion years and tell him to get the Chanel boots back on and stop being a sad hobo and then for no reason at all there is an ewok style moon of Endor forest party at the end like God intended

Conversely Supernatural ended several seasons ago when Sam and Dean defeated Satan because as cruel as it seems the cycle of life and death follow a natural cycle that must be upheld lest reality crumble and so Sam being a human with demon blood who has always been taken for granted as the good and vituous and healthy and sympathetic one is bound to the duty of ruling hell while Dean the sinful and indulgent one always forced to sacrifice his own happiness and get his hands dirty takes rule of Heaven, both tragically forsaking their humanity and never really getting the normal human lives they both desired and never got to have while at the same time coming to peace with aspects of their own nature they were never able to accept- Sam, his rage and violence and dark desires always pushed down out of sight in shame, and Dean, his self-hatred and kind heart that always hated hurting people and never believed himself to be good or worthy- each in a place of power they never wanted but were always uniquely suited for, in defense of a humanity they always defended but were never truly home in- and they are good rulers because they have always cared for justice and the living, but it is bittersweet because they will never again be the living- never settle down, have families, and grow old like they wished, nor die young and violent on the battlefield like they were resigned to- but to always do what they have always known, standing in the place of the gods they have usurped

The Transformers movies should have started on Cybertron and begun with corruption in the senate and the beginning of the war with the bombings of civilian cities Vos and Praxus, then followed the course of the war with Megatron as the sympathetic leader of the rebelling oppressed class who slowly grows to become an equal or greater evil through good intent reminiscent of Paul Atreides’ false prophet narrative in DUNE, continuing as a political intrigue/diplomatic house of cards/cultural examination piece and peaking at Orion Pax taking up the mantle of Prime, concluding with the journey that landed them on earth to begin with in the canon G1 series, with known human characters only appearing in the final seconds before a hard cut to black with a hopeful but uncertain future; a space opera that explores the reality of a functionally immortal mechanical race ruled by a rapidly deteriorating totalitarian regime facing total societal collapse and extinction. I’ve been disappointed by bad execution of good media concepts my whole life I can do this all day

I'm a beautiful selkie and u see me put on my coat and transform into a seal. But im a massive beachmaster-tier elephant seal and I crush you to death with my undulous mass

NICOS!

CRT-TV Drums. The sound is produced by catching static electricity from a CRT with the hands and sending electrical signals through the body to a guitar amplifier📺

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ブラウン管ドラム。ブラウン管テレビの静電気を手でキャッチして身体を通して電気信号をギターアンプに送ることで音を鳴らす📺

Played by Ei Wada

Created by Ei Wada x Rinichi Washimi x Nicos Orchest-Lab

NEW SINGLE / VIDEO ALBUM

clutching my half-demon eye and doubling over in pain as it begins glowing and pulsing because i haven't bothered you in over 20 minutes

I love how Nintendo killed all the excitement for the Switch 2 by raising the prices of games by 30 bucks

"We want everyone to be able to experience the Switch 2" then why is it one william dollars.

I’m losing my mind

only need 1 more shonen guy and then they can... no i shan't say it

🇺🇸tony's chocolonely chocolate bar recall due to rocks🇺🇸

literally, due to rocks. they got rocks in them

april 2, 2025

emphasis mine.

this recall only affects some lots of the dark almond sea salt bar and the everything bar, due to the rock problem. they were distributed nationwide in stores and on the internet. I included their pictures at the top.

I am not able to format a table for tumblr, so check that recall link for the specific lot codes and expiration dates.

they found rocks after there were 12 reports that said hey. there are rocks in this. this can easily lead to dental problems if someone tries to bite full force on a rock and breaks a tooth or otherwise injures their mouth. dental infections can eventually become life-threatening even in people who are young and otherwise healthy. so it is a good thing nobody apparently ate the rocks yet. or at least, nobody got injured while potentially eating rocks. yet

emphasis mine.

please do not the rocks. thank you

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

It's free slug

Comparing dinosaurs to a Boeing 737-900. Via BBC News

Not gonna lie, there was a brief moment where I thought the y axis was cruising altitude

the secret lives of real birbs!

Mutuals agreeing with your headcanons is how you gain immortality btw. ascending to godhood as we speak

not gonna lie, discovering the word “ough” changed me fundamentally as a person

One of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway

I like my protagonists sad, tired, bitter, fully convinced they will never get the recognition they deserve, but they still gotta get up in the morning and be a good person

FISH HAMMER

For beating the carp outta someone