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@sleepycrowhours / sleepycrowhours.tumblr.com

Hello! My name is Clodagh (she/her). I’m 25 and asexual. I have ADHD, OCD and dyslexia. I mainly post anything l find fun and/or cursed. I forget to tag things a lot, so if something bothers you, feel free to contact me, and I’ll fix it. In the meantime, enjoy my nonsense. Icon by pink-foxes

“So basically my couch has electricity and I use it to charge my battery powered doorbell”

“Okay that makes sense”

Now explain it to a Japanese samurai from the year 1218

"do you know how waterwheels grind up grain in a water mill using the force of running water? We found a way to create a huge source of force that runs all the time and can transfer its force over long distance. I can tell you in more detail, but that's the basics. Now that is a chime that has a mechanism that one can press instead of having to open the door to let you know that you are waiting to be let in. It requires the transferred force to make the mechanism work and that wire is how we transfer the force to the chime."

treating "historians" not only as this unified group but also as a coherent socio-political entity w unified ideas, ideals, goals and methods is actually the reddest possible flag. thats a tell-tale sign that this person doesnt know what the fuck theyre talking about. capital h Historians arent lying to u. capital h Historians arent hiding stuff from u, they dont want u to believe anything, bc Historians isnt an organization or a political affiliation. u know the old saying, 2 jews, 3 opinions? historians r like that too

"Historians dont want u to know *historical figure* was gay!1!!" n its in the 'personal life' section of said figure's wikipedia page

scream. n when u graduate Evil Archeologist Grad School, They send u to rob graves in greece n the global south for the british museum

Recently, while staring far too long at a potato chip, it occurred to me that the ridges could possibly be used to create a lenticular effect. So I got out some chip dip (and the smallest paint brush I have) to test it out. I started with a simple 2-frame illustration of a football and a basketball, then I painted a little sour cream and onion dip bird. 🥔🕊️

For the purposes of this hypothetical, assume society has solved the problems that exist with the way capital punishment is used real life– e.g. only people who did actually, definitely commit heinous crimes would be sentenced to death; the definition of punishable offenses would never expand to unjustly include minorities/political opponents/etc; the justice system moved efficiently and treated people fairly in the process, etc; essentially, an idealized application of the death penalty.

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

“But el tritón wasn’t done with me. I looked up in time to see him launch himself at the glass. The impact rang like a gong, but to his visible fury, the glass held.” — Benny, WHEN THE TIDES HELD THE MOON

I guess you wouldn’t exactly call Benny and Río’s first interaction a meet “cute.” Lol Nonetheless, this is the first illustration in the book that finds both the MCs sharing the same page, and I love it for being one of the earliest illustrations I’d done that had achieved the 1910s ink treatment I was hoping for. I’m working on a little behind-the-scenes featurette to show you how the whole enchilada came together!

WHEN THE TIDES HELD THE MOON has *27* interior illustrations, all hand drawn by me, and in a few short weeks, they will be yours to own (if you want them, that is. I hope you do)!

Click the link below to go the preorder campaign where you can get more illustrated goodies!

TIDES surfaces on April 29th! This year!! This month!!

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THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

im a fan of the moment where the husky is like 'wait you're not authorized to do that' and the collie is like 'THE FUCK IM NOT'

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