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@sneeplerbeepler / sneeplerbeepler.tumblr.com

24, Aries, ENTJ. she/her. terfs dni

"never kill yourself" is perhaps my favourite meme these days. there will always be joy in your future and you just need to stick it out to find it

if i was a dirty cop i'd tell drug dealers that the only way they could avoid getting arrested was by giving me free weed

i made this when the evergiven got unstuck from the suez canal and it is genuinely the funniest thing i have ever created i think. nothing is ever going to be as good as this ever probably.

May You Have The Day Economy You Voted For: Liberation Day Edition

The guy bankrupted multiple casinos. What the fuck did you expect would happen?

Like, I know almost nothing about tariffs, yet I’m now positive I know more about tariffs than Trump.

Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

oh leonid, we're really in it now

Leonid, you really understand it.

Save me Leonid, from my empty Word document

Leonid what should I do about the emails

Babe are you okay? you reblogged Leonid Pasternak's Torments of Creative Work again

Leonid Pasternak is the best! My favorite of his is The Night Before The Exam (1895).

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

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