this is stupid

she’s right

that’s her. the Task Manager

Been worried because a bit ago I walked past a group of kids and one little fella yelled at another one “I just stabbed you with the most deadliest poison in the world”. I don’t even think he should have that. I don’t want him to have that near me

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force

You're not being "poisoned" by signals or 5G or microwaves or what have you. Unless you work in very specific jobs, the only electromagnetic waves you need to worry about are UV rays from the sun.

Your co-worker specifically has a lot more than UV rays to worry about.

The rest of the queers aren't allowed to exclude asexuals anymore; we've got the JK Rowling Seal of Disapproval! It's official, we belong!

rumarin skyrim i miss you and your deflective sarcasm....

bugs is…. shrimp????

Children of the void

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

"intermission" is a pretty good name for the stretches of road between courses in mario kart world, like it's both an intermission in the sense of a break between races and literally "inter-mission" in the sense that it's between two "missions".

but really since an individual race track is a "course" not a "mission" it should be called an

the prophecy . . .

Dunmer children wearing spiky vests for cliff racers like the spiky armor you put on chihuahuas as an anti-hawk measure

hello! i am crumb cat!

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As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

no it does not, I am perfectly happy with my obscurity