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do you think that dalish weddings ceremonies have rituals to “appease the dread wolf” as a blessing for the couple? like dressing up the fen’harel statue at the edge of camp with flowers and burning strong incense near it so he cant catch their scent. or symbolically “tricking” the wedding guests by baking a single pepper into the cake that ends up in someone’s slice for fen’harel’s enjoyment. basically doing things to make sure fen’harel doesn’t feel neglected so he won’t bring nightmares to your wedding night and misfortune to the marriage

and when lavellan marries the dread wolf she gets great amusement out of dressing him in flowers and giving him spicy cake

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

oh i love you fucked up mentor-mentee dynamics i love you dynamics that aren't quite friendship or family or romantic but some other thing that's like "you taught me how to be everything i know and i am grateful to you and i would die for you but also i resent you so much i love you i hate you how could you disappoint me like this i will spend my entire life wishing that i could love you but i will always hate you a little for how you made me feel--even if it made me stronger"

it’s the “you change everything” it’s the greatest fear of Dying Alone it’s the “banal nadas” it’s the “whatever you need, we can find it together” it’s the “i cannot do that to you, vhenan” it’s the “but you would do it to yourself? i can’t bear to think of you alone” it’s the “var lath vir suledin” it’s the “i will never forget you” it’s the “what i feel for you will never change” it’s the “i’m here, walking the dinan’shiral with you” it’s the “banal nadas ar lath ma, vhenan” it’s the “yet even the Dread Wolf couldn’t foresee what it would mean to fall in love” it’s the bellanaris of it all

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