i am grounded, i am humbled

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fable | 29 | white | they/it? | system

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howdy! you can call me FABLE. I'm a 𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓫𝓲𝓪𝓷 and use they/them and maybe it/its pronouns. I do stuff.

no DNI but if you post linkeduniverse you're getting blocked. get outta here with that shit.

I also happen to be a system. still figuring it out, bear with me.

my copilot is named LORIN, uses he/him pronouns, and is omnisexual. he started as an OC in 2016 and became self-aware around 2018-2019 or so. he'll respond if you start talking to him directly but he usually won't be the one to start conversations unless he deems it important / we're in a server together. he's also married! and a dad! yay!

the others I know of are below.

RAVIO ( the legend of zelda: a link between worlds )

he's also here! and very gay! unsure what his role is atm but she's. here? more likely to be conversational but 99% of the time it's going to be me here. our rav is genderfluid and uses he/she pronouns.

CHARA ( undertale )

two of them! one is a little so I'm not elaborating on them and the other is 19 and Straight Chillin. you aren't likely to encounter them here.

lorin has an aesthetic blog which you can find right here.

he also has a personal blog, which you can find right here.

here's some shiny links. click them

paypal ( help me pay my bills maybe )

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just learned that jean-jacques rousseau was so deeply deeply obsessed with being spanked - such a spank maniac if you will, that he used to drop trou and sprint backwards ass first at unsuspecting women on the off chance their first instinct would be to spank his bare ass

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kramergate

i know this because he published it in his biography. he was an extremely influential philosopher and this is his story as he chose to share it

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lieutenantfish

The world is a rich tapestry.

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

Thanks! I hate it

Going fishing:

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hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend

on your right you’ll see an absolutely horrifying depiction of the mermaid growth cycle, but one that makes the fantasy writer within me incredibly giddy because this is such an amazing concept

official fish post

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

i recently had the honour of introducing my friend to the “[blank]er? i hardly know ‘er!” joke by loudly exclaiming “liquor? i hardly know her!!” during a party, causing my friend (never heard the joke before) to laugh so hard she threw up

Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!

Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!

Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!

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