i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

finally got around to redrawing the CCCC album art! enjoy freaks

Some sketches ive done in the past few weeks. Between visiting Avi and birthing my child (adopting my doggy) I’ve not really had time to draw!

Guess who posted this on the wrong account. It was me. Anyways.

grandpa pussy attack

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wow that is a super fair price damn

what the fuck was this direct

@avicryptidbard cmere shweet cheeks /ref

People are saying “Zelda is FINALLY playable” did y’all not play age of calamity or something. She WAS playable in that game

Didnt.. didnt they release a game last year that was. Playable, main-character Zelda. Didnt they do that? Or did I imagine that..

Yep. Zelda was playable in an actual game too, not just Hyrule warriors 😭 tho I do think people are talking about the botw era zelda. But STILL she was playable in AOC! Similar to this new game!

in hyrule warriors 3: age of calamity 2, terrako will create another time rupture to prevent sonia rauru and mineru from dying (because them dying would make zelda sad and we can't have that now can we,) bringing us back to the classic three timeline boogaloo. nintendo will piss themselves. theorists will use this as further evidence that the zelda timeline is a loop or something. and terrako will never ponder the consequences of fucking with time this way because it is a silly little egg.

hey guys,

I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"

TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE

Ok, unless something's going on I'm not aware of (extremely likely), I gotta point out the term "Pet Play" is significantly older than Tik Tok, or most of its userbase for that matter.

Yeah, I'm not mad about using the term "pet play". That's a perfectly fine term. I'm mad because they didn't use that term: they used "pet p!ay", a censored version

Oh. Oh gawd I missed that. Objection withdrawn, that is objectively terrible.

To anybody who is new to posting on ao3, if you’re using a tag you have to use the correct spelling of that tag. People aren’t going to type in every version of a censored word to hide or look for your content 

For everyone new to tumblr, the same rule applies to tumblr too.

You cannot censor your tags! Censored tags cannot be block or filtered. Censoring tags HARMS your audience, it does not protect them

heyyyy soo i kinda forgot to post here but wowza aprils fool yey

This is talking about Paul McCartney by the way.

It’s what

OK here’s the context:

This person writes fanfic about real life musicians from the 60s, including mpreg. They’re also openly homophobic. Someone made a post joking about Davy Jones from the band The Monkees being gay and OP went off on them about how disrespectful it is to headcanon real life people who are still alive as being gay. OP’s inbox got flooded by people pointing out that they themselves write fic about actual real life people who are still alive being mpreg’d but they insist it’s totally different you guys I swear and had a meltdown.

Also, the fic isn’t actually about Paul McCartney, it’s about Paul Simon from Simon & Garfunkel being impregnated by Lily Tomlin.

its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little

I know most people don't care about anything unless it has to do with the U.S. but can we please start talking about the Canadian election.

Please don't vote for Poilievre. He's basically the Canadian Trump and plans to put in place laws that harm trans youth, and lots of other shit.

Please vote istg this is the only way anything will get better. Poilievre has been kissing millionaires and billionaires asses. He'll make life even harder, and he loves Trump.

Reblogs are appreciated, especially if you aren't Canadian.