soda...oda..d.

We've lost some of the greatest posters of our generation to employment

I hate the phrase "pregnant pause" but I love the phrase "aborted gesture." tells you everything you need to know about MY politics

Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

the character

i fear the situation is dire

this is horrible

@funky-dealer do you live in the papa louie universe how do you have access to the fucking wretched onion sauce?

so what bro

me researching french so I can write my harrykim fanfiction accurately

spring…

been having a rosemary brainrot recently....

waiter waiter! more yuri please!!!!!

a rose ponders her orb

born again as a version i denied

kim being so insistent on you being in your late 50s is so funny we dont talk about it enough

I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

ITS NOT A PHOTO????????

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

Don’t tell me delayed orgasms aren’t a thing

learning new things about the german rail system today

i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

this post always makes me so emo... here's me next to my ceiling fan that i turned off for the first time in months to draw

stop reblogging this post without the art this is the only version that exists now

made by mochimonki on tiktok but i can’t stop thinking about it