some sandstorm 4 @sofivicfest

idk what i can write there lmao

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

well

do not question

I want a doot doot

Y'all better be shittin me

do it

give me doot doot

Please??

We might break this person

doot doot?

Can I have one?

gimme a d o o t d o o t

doot doot

OH?

UPDATE

I bet I won’t.

How bout me?:)

Hm🤔

OKAY UPDATE SKSKSKS

Okay. Here we go. 😂

UPDATE: 2.253.862 notes and I still got one!

i want a doot doot

I just want a lil doot doot😓

im curious..

can i get one?

do me :3

Omg gimme the doot doot

DO IT.

GIMME DOOT DOOT

doot doot?

doot doot boop

doot doot

ITS BEEN 11 YEARS HELP-

HOW?!

ITS BEEN ELEVEN FRICKIN YEARS! ELEVEN HOW?! HOW?!

doot doot?

doot doot tonight queen?

Where’s my doot doot. Anon?

Doot doot me

doot doot…

Doot doot! ^^

Doot doot?

yes voidy. doot doot :3

im slightly scared of this magic. im doing it anyway.

Well?

WHERE;S MY DOOT DOOT

gimme the doot

motherfucker…

Doot doot!

doot doot as many times as u want i’m bored and no one’s at work besides me and one coworker

will it-

whyd i not get one :(

doot doot?

doot doot :3

doot doot?

chat is this real

🍄 IS IT REAL I WONDER?!

hello, i am the top secret replier! well done for finding me - you may never see me again!

REBLOG OF SHAME since the replies are turned off D:

I WANT A DOOT DOOT

Where doot doot?

:3

I WISH TO HAVE A DOOT DOOT

????????

ninjago doodles plus my oc

Kinning a character can genuinely make life more enjoyable. Like I'll do something really embarrassing or something sad will happen and I'll be like "lloyd garamdon would do that". It could be the most ooc thing he could ever do and I'll still say that's lloyd garamdon core.

Like a while back I was rushing after my last class cause I take a bus that leaves literally a couple minutes after the bell rings but I had to go to the bathroom and was across the school.

I was rushing so much I forgot to redo my belt and literally ran out the open bathroom door in a highly public part of the school with my belt open and completely undone. It was very obvious since the belt was long and literally flung to my side. I quickly turned around cause I didn't want anyone to see and refixed it bro-

It was in that same public setting I didn't walk back into the bathroom to fix it I just did so publicly was I scared. As I was wallowing in embarrassment in the bus, I decided that movie lloyd (and series lloyd) would do that and I felt a little better.

Movie lloyd especially cause his jacket is halfway stuck in his belt/pants and halfway not so it looks like he didn't fix his outfit before leaving the house and that's literally me. (One time I went to school with two different shoes on trust lloyd would to.)

How To Suck Roid Clit and Tdick Like A 6Gal Bauer ShopVac

So I'm a trans man and I fucking love trans men and they love fucking me. I minored in t4t gay sex in college and giving head has always came very naturally to me as a specialty, administering orgasms has never been an issue but a lot of people have difficulty figuring tdick out after going on testosterone or figuring themselves out and don't know how to get dudes to pop off which is tragic to me. Plus we don't really have like... sex ed about how to do that so it's not like you can pick up a book. But that's what you have me for. If you suck at giving head I'm gonna teach you how to suck the rest of someone's life away.

So everyone is different, growth might look different on different people and sometimes you'll have somebody who has difficulty popping off just cause of weird nerve endings, obviously listen to what your partner tells you and what works for them because they're going to know better. I've been around with a lot of different men and this is just what's worked for me, if you try it and its TERRIBLE then don't think you're broken or whatever, our willies are just as diverse as we are :)

Generally though tdick kind of resembles a tiny penis especially when you've been on T for a long time. Personally I've been on T for five years and have a 2 inch monster and you can kind of see where the head would be vs the foreskin or whatever. Like my favorite analogy is that it looks like a .45 caliber bullet because that's what my dick looks like when I'm looking down, lol.

Like the cap on the bullet would be the "head" and the cartridge casing is the length of the thing. Like on a guy's dick idk if anybody is getting tdick circumcized so when he's soft the skin will come up and guard the head/clit part because it's sensitive, you're going to want to find the head and kind of gently push past the skin with your tongue or your finger. Like get it on the head because largely that's the most sensitive part of his dick. when it gets bigger it kind of gets less sensitive, and you can't just rub the whole thing like on a clit off testosterone, uniform pressure might not always work. So keep your finger on the pulse, lol.

The simplest motion tht you can do, like a good part to lick on is right where the head meets the rest of his dick. There's almost a seam, kind of like on that bullet. Just rub in little circles with your tongue. Start gentle, gauge his reaction, and then go a little harder or a little faster. Also stay in one place once you get into a groove, the more you rub on one spot the more sensitive and the better it will feel.

On the very APEX tip of his dick is where most of the nerves are bundled it's going to be the most sensitive, so if you want to make him jump or if he's not very sensitive rub there, lol.

Also, once you get that down, you can suck too! You want to make a seal with your lips around his dick, almost like you're pulling on a cigarette, or like you're sucking your lips on a peach to keep the juices from falling out. This intensifies it if his dick is not sensitive and keeps it in one place if he has a big dick.

If he likes penetration fingering him at the same time is not a bad idea either.

Also, mind the teeth, lol.

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

No cuddling during work hours 😒

I've learned the hard way that you need to make sure everybody present is familiar with this tweet before attempting to quote it or else everyone is going to recreate that photo of those college students holding solo cups staring at you with disgust

Oh boy I could Yap about shy Cole forever...

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

nice of master wu to invite us over for a picnic, eh, luigi?