Softskribbles

And this is why the only marriage that is right is between two girls.

And this is why the

only marriage that is right

is between two girls.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

dungeonronpa

danganmeshi

when we dwemming and glopping we slopping

OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL

This your cousin? What team is he in?

Our cousin

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.

Love to see this post getting notes again. None of us are ok.

Think Adam THINK!

remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky

me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:

another reminder to stop buying/watching/reading anything JK Rowling associated

It is ridiculous how much grocery prices have increased

It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was

I know what you are

It's said that cats can sense when someone is going to die soon and stay close to them in their final days to comfort them. This is great foreshadowing. 🥹

My genius remains unrealised

Every so often this gets another wave of notes, and I will mention “Ah, my snost is getting snotes.”