lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

it'd be really cool if everyone put their money where their mouths are and went and saw the new fully 2d animated looney tunes movie that's in theaters RIGHT NOW instead of continuing to scream about the snow white and lilo and stitch remakes

you guys LOVE theatrical 2d animation, right? you're utterly drained by the live action remake trend? you wanna at least try to participate in the effort to bring it back into the limelight in a non-anime context? here's your chance. go see "the day the earth blew up: a looney tunes movie" at your nearest theater.

guys wouldn't it be sooo funny if we not only saw this opening weekend but saw it again the day the snow white reboot released and out-grossed it. wouldnt that be so fucking funny. piss off WB corporate (who tried to can the movie like they did everything else) AND disney corporate. wouldnt that be funny

The movies will make you think that Ron is the most unhinged when actually he has the most hinge in that entire friend group.

Harry was (understandably) crashing out every other chapter. Ron got protective over his friends and family sometimes, but Luna was the witch equivalent of a flat earther holding a gun to your head until you admitted lizards run the government.

And don't get me started on Hermione "Light Yagami" Granger and her normal reaction to gossip (turning them into a beetle).

14 years old hermione kidnapped a grown woman on a jar same year 14 years old harry potter fought a dragon, became half a fish for an hour and resusitated an evil wizard through a blood ritual.

wildest thing 14 year old ron did that year was be really jealous for like two months

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It also only has 1 note. Truly a broken post

the broken post

trans girls will be like “yeah i mean my voice isnt that good” and then make noises that activate the prey drive humans haven’t had for thousands of years

see also: trans girls being like “oh you know i dont really like my face but it’s ok it’s whatever” and then you hop on a video call and you’re staring at aphrodite

How do I reblog this so my trans girl friends can feel validated and see what I think of them while also being the exception?

simple. acknowledge that you aren’t actually the exception and the fact that your body and face and voice might not look exactly how you want right now doesn’t mean they’re not beautiful and they’ll only get better from here

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

​hey so funny thing about this

Can only accurately reblog this addition until November 25, 2024.

this website LOVES a damn time limit

Achievement Available!

Sibling Rivalry

Reblog this before our moon becomes and only child again!

“Okay, so,” Spider-Man(?) settled cross legged on the ceiling, “It’s…both? I’m genderfluid. So, y’know, sometimes a guy, sometimes a woman, but all times a spider.” He fingergunned. No one laughed. His shoulders dropped.

Everyone continued to stare in stunned silence, so after a bit, Spidey awkwardly continued. “I didn’t choose for my hero half to be the guy part, but people immediately assumed I was a guy and it was…freeing. Trying to present myself as a guy in my civilian life always felt like people weren’t actually seeing me as genderfluid, it was like they just saw me as a girl most times, and then a girl dressing like a guy other times.” His tone was dejected before it started brightening up. “But as Spider-Man, no one knew me as a girl first, so I could just be Spider-Man. And that’s how it went, I was a girl in civilian life and a guy in my hero life.”

He turned his gaze to Johnny, apologetic from what everyone could tell by his mask lenses. “It’s not that I wanted to hold everyone at arm’s length, but among a whole bunch of other reasons why, I was worried that if my identity got out, then no one would ever see me as a guy. You’d all just see me as girl playing dress up.”

Before anyone could reassure him, Johnny spoke up. “Wait, so you were born as a girl? But- but, you’re wearing spandex? How does that work?”

Susan’s facepalm could be heard throughout the room.

@xovera-toz not explicitly said here, but I constantly hc Spidey as having one of those image inducers from x-men evolution, or maybe his own homemade version of it

For this explicitly^, he started off superheroing pretty young with a more baggy homemade costume so everyone decided no curves=guy, and he was like “that fucks actually, yeah, call me Spiderman”, and then got an image inducer or made his own later

(If you’re not familiar with image inducers, it’s a “watch” that creates a hologram over the user to disguise how they look, Nightcrawler uses it since he’s v visibly a mutant)

online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.

and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.

there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.

i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.

we talked for two months. i've thought about you for over 5 years.

I am not taking a risk

Not risking it pals

U know what I want potato of luck

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

name a more fucked up family tree i will wait

there's loops? how does a family tree have LOOPS??

sometimes you just gotta be your own grandma and granddaughter or mother your great granddad with your nephew

graph of what being hungry is like with adhd

finally getting my adhd treated by my therapist is really just life changing how much it improved my quality of life. her solution was so fucking simple.

me: i lose time and before i realized 6 hours have passed and i lost the whole day :/

her: so put alarms.

me: but what if im in class? so i cant have regularly schedule alarms

her: so put them when you know you dont have anything

me: but then id be making the choice of wasting my whole day, so id think i can “only” do a few more minutes and self sabotage

her: then put a time limit. lock your apps for fifteen minutes after you spend an hour on them. so you can realize it has been an hour and you have 15 min to make a sandwich or go to the bathroom and you are more aware of the time passing and how long it has actually been

it works really well. my whole phone is now just parent control limited. i feel like living

i didnt expect anyone to actually see my reblog so i’m going to explain what i’m actually doing for anyone that wants a more detailed tip. maybe it helps someone like me?

it relies on two apps: a blocking app and a task planner app.

blocking (needs to be hard to disable):

planning:

for a more detailed explanation of what i do and why, which apps i use, and the true cons of it all keep reading.

Another AO3 thing I’m curious about, how do yall decide if something is good enough to read? Usually I follow a rule of 1 kudos for every 10 hits. One because it’s easy math and two it’s yet to fail me. Thoughts? Do you just go for it and pray it’s good?

I’ve literally never looked at the kudos or hits to a story to decide. That never even crossed my mind.

I go on tags + summary unless it a favorite author of mine - in which case I often read everything, including stuff in fandoms in not even familiar with.

tag i like > most bookmarked on top > read summaries

if summary doesnt convince me, but might be good i check tags, if i just dont like it then i scroll.

my brother kept playing with two ssds so I said "aw you're making them kiss" and he answered "yeah. and there's a 500 gb difference between them. barely legal" I'm going to blow him up

told him he was making numbers on tumblr (28 notes) and he said "stop using me for views I don't want furries to start hitting on me in the street" I fear his views of this website might be skewed

I'm not saying that there aren't furries on this website btw. I'm saying nobody's getting laid thanks to tumblr notes

this is like finding out all your friends were having secret orgy meetings and you were the only one not invited

I've had so much sex cause of tumblr wym

i havent even ever met another person because of tumblr… i had it for like 6-7 years

graph of what being hungry is like with adhd

finally getting my adhd treated by my therapist is really just life changing how much it improved my quality of life. her solution was so fucking simple.

me: i lose time and before i realized 6 hours have passed and i lost the whole day :/

her: so put alarms.

me: but what if im in class? so i cant have regularly schedule alarms

her: so put them when you know you dont have anything

me: but then id be making the choice of wasting my whole day, so id think i can “only” do a few more minutes and self sabotage

her: then put a time limit. lock your apps for fifteen minutes after you spend an hour on them. so you can realize it has been an hour and you have 15 min to make a sandwich or go to the bathroom and you are more aware of the time passing and how long it has actually been

it works really well. my whole phone is now just parent control limited. i feel like living

I love you cringefail concussion boy...

its connected. he began that three month quest concussed. they were expecting my boy to keep fighting while brain damaged like yeah he is going to pass out again😭

saw a video that was like “everybody comment what you did today so we can see how everyone experienced something different” and the comments have me tearing up on this train. what the fuckkkk. the human experience

mannn. what ever

lets keep it going :)

Today I am doing lesson planning for my new job as an art teacher.

Today I went to the bank. Filled documents for 40 minutes. Most of them were on my phone

I called my doctor today.

finally finished some german homework after months!!