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im a comedic genius

Last night I had a dream where I was house sitting for Dan and Phil and I kept texting a group chat with Dan and phil and me to clarify how to house sit but Dan would only respond with thr word celery and Phil was no where to be found

Phey phiscarried

OBSESSED w how the animal crossing sfx has been used in their videos. theyre like my island villagers.... welcome to phanisland homos (shocked react sfx, surprised react sfx)

against the world

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

one is pale one has brown hair theyre long it's dan and phil btw

Doing this as a poll bc as an aro phannie some of y'all have confused me with what you're calling a "hard launch"

** Non-platonic includes queerplatonic relationships and anything that is not ""just" friends"

Your choice on whether you consider things like the BIG bit explicit or implied, but I'd love to hear the thoughts on that

Can't believe I've made this

i started that video thinking wow they're like extra annoying around eachother today the vibes are immaculate and then dan mentioned the fact he was away for 3 days and then it all made sense

I haven’t seen you in 10 hours I wanna tell you about my lexicon 🥰

i am not a big rewatcher, but when i do feel like watching a viddy i suddenly forget every single video dnp have ever posted, or get too indecisive and end up not watching anything

so i made myself a wheel with over 500* videos that will pick one for me instead! and i thought i'd share it in case anyone else shares my fate

happy spinning! happy watching!

*includes pretty much all joint videos from danandphilgames, amazingphil, daniel howell, lessamazingphil, danisnotinteresting, and danandphilcrafts, a spin will give you a video and a link to it

the longer you use python the greater a debt you accrue in semicolons owed

Is it queerbaiting or homoerotic (split) fiction ?

just spent my evening putting terrible influence into trombone champ... @danielhowell @amazingphil i will be sending you a medical bill for the carpal tunnel this caused in my wrists