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thank god iwtv gave us the phrase "I could not prevent it" to say about things that you did on purpose and could prevent. honestly so essential

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

Do you know how badly you have to fuck up for this to happen

The physics of balancing toys 🙃

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

@holyknuckled like that?

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

Persephone hanging out with the puppies at night.

It does, in fact, get better once you turn your brightness up for the first time in years

In my experience

can we reintroduce “disturbing” back into the popular lexicon in place of most uses of “traumatizing”

“This experience puts me in a worse mental state and my well-being will be compromised…”

• Annoyance: "...not really, I just don't like it and will sort it out as soon as I can." ("It was raining and while I'm wearing a good raincoat I got some water droplets on my glasses.")

I want a game that uses Disco Elysium's same insanely well crafted narrative system and wonderful writing but it's about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor's cat in a small village in the Alps, and also Measurehead is there.

Charlie Brown: I just hope Lucy isn't mean to me today.

Snoopy and Woodstock B Plot:

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

guys can i be vulnerable. or will i be killed

rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from

rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from

i need to sit by the ocean about this