brother what

everyone meet my good friend Brother What, the tiny 13th century monk who lives in my phone and helps me with spelling. he's a little confused but he's got the spirit.

it's him!!

brought to life by the incredible @loserwithanartacc

Brother What has a wonderful steady calligraphic hand that he uses exclusively for drawing judgementally squiggly lines under words

official linguistics post

the most annoying stage of burnout is when i want to write, and i have the urge to write, and somewhere in my skull are the words that want to be written, but they have to get through the cursed minotaur maze first and nobody remembered to bring string

man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

Everytime i think of the future i nearly throw up

hate to say it but the cow is right

Oh plush cow we're really in it now

I don't know why, but I find it even more comforting to look at it this way:

this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know… forsure…..

hey. hey, you. person feeling overwhelmed by The Fucking Everything Right Now: go check your library's events page. go sign up for a craft/class/bookclub. go do it. go find something positive to put on your calendar to look forward to as a touchstone of good in the immediate future.

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

improvise it is

You.

YOU.

There have been COUNTLESS replies to this post, saying all kinds of words that start with I (the most popular being “ignite”).

But YOU are the ONLY PERSON who has come up with an I word worthy of completing it. Thank you for this gift.

Improvise it is.

i hope everyone is ready to celebrate International Down With Cis day on April 4th.

happy 9 years to the Down With Cis bus!

happy 10 years to the Down With Cis bus!

“Rayban charity glasses event” is a scam don’t click any link in a post that says that.

Old tumblr users remember this scam back when it first went out.

Also no, this isn’t a joke. This phishing scam is 100% running its course again so watch out for your mutuals long abandoned accounts suddenly posting it. Please make everyone aware of it since most users here are newbies who have not seen it before!

the tits speak for themselves

[ID: A couple of yellow tits, as in birds, are perched on a podium with microphones in front of them. /end ID]

I was just sitting here, wondering to myself if fanfic authors know how much joy I get when I see they’ve posted a new chapter.

And the little voice in my head reminded me that *I* am a fanfic author.

But that couldn’t possibly be true for *my* story because well…it’s mine.

And if that thought process didn’t perfectly sum up what it’s like to be an artist or creator, then I don’t know what will

<3 THE WISE WORDS OF A WISE LESBIAN RHINO-THEMED SUPERLADY <3

Kid Juggernaut: Lesbian of the bar, what is thy wisdom?

Rhinoceress: Big bodies are hot as fuck, screw anyone who disagree

"I SHALL HEED YOUR WISE WORDS"

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3

when I made this plan there were fewer of you

my pen may be dying but the joy & friendship does not

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

oh shoot i almost forgot to post my wrapped