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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

oh shit

It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

me: *slaps neck* COME GET Y’ALL FUCKING JUICE

the vampire whos been avoiding my horny ass for the past 6 months:

# the comedic potential of a reversed predator-prey dynamic is funny as hell and WILDLY under-utilized

Wine is exactly like omegaverse fanfiction

I was GOING to say. That when you read a wine menu and see something like "notes of leather and wet stone" you think "did an insane person write this its grapes" but after youve read about wine and growing regions and the effect of oak barrels on aging and tasted a bunch of stuff and given it some thought you find yourself taking a sip of french syrah and thinking "mmm little bit of leather on the finish there" and all of a sudden that shits not crazy anymore. Youve been cooked in the soup. Youve been living in the monkey house.

With omegaverse fanfic. You -

You get the idea. Do the work for me. Please

Sorry tanuki fucker 91. I will be clearer. You get coated in the slick

i am jiggling a credit card in the door crack. life is a rich tapestry come take my hand we will weave it together.

"Life is a rich tapestry come take my hand we will weave it together" beautiful words for such a crazy post

I thought this was going in the direction of “how the hell do the characters pull out these uber-specific scents” like oh this person smells like petunias and cinnamon and this other person smells like oak and leather like how were you able to pull out oak wood specifically? Does it smell different on a person than like… pine or something? Are you able to identify a floral small and specifically say “that’s petunias!” Because to me that was always weird but I guess if it was major part of the culture maybe that would be a thing? Like if you’re around wine a lot you can pick out the different notes?

yeah that's it, basically I'd say.

It would probably be a mix of it being just How They Are and also being raised to separate the different scents. And wood does smell different, so if you were familiar with wood scents (like say, someone who makes things with wood) you could tell what kind of wood it is!

Flowers also do definitely have unique scents to each specific one, and I imagine that a florist or someone who works with flower scents in products would be able to pin down what kind of flower it is.

And I'd say that humans do definitely have unique smells! There are certain smells that I attribute to certain people, though not many. Like if you asked me to specifically name the smells I wouldn't be able to but I imagine in the Omegaverse I would be able to.

Don’t get attached to unpopular ships because you will run out of fic and die

Alternatively: create the content and become adored by like 3 people forever

Alternatively: create your own unpopular ship and drag your friends kicking and screaming into it

Alternatively: create your own unpopular ship and drag complete strangers into it who then become beloved friends

if drawing my tboy fursona with tits and my body type is fetish art cuz I dgaf Abt passing, then minds well make him as horny as possible.

people really hate to see a guy love his tits and curves lmao I love being fat and curvy and having massive boobs and horny over it lolll

horniness aside, doing this has not only been wonderful for me but everyone else who tends to come across my work. I've been told many times I help normalize men with breasts especially trans men presenting with breasts.

i want to depict trans men with breasts with love and sexual positivity.

(also hot tummy and boobs)

. moon kitty (2021)

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

other things I'm bitching about but which could still be useful as writing advice for 1 eyed characters:

2. they're going to favor their sighted side, obviously, but it doesn't always manifest in the way you think. when I walk down a hall I walk much closer to the wall on my sighted side than on my blind side. which is the opposite of how it might seem logical to do that bc it means the world at large is on your bad side, but the reason is I can't fucking See the wall if it's right next to me in the blind side and I end up knocking into it.

3. door frames and poles are my enemy. If your character is smart this will not be a problem but for me it is. I am King of walking into shit I could absolutely see but couldn't tell how far away from me it was. on this note, their blind side hand is getting bashed into every jutting out thing in a 5 mile radius.

4. having 0 depth perception is less of a big deal than you'd think it is. Especially with driving. I've become a Much safer and more wary driver because I can't tell how far the other cars are from me. however I fucking suck at parking now. because I can't tell how far the lines are from me either.

5. you know how people who lose limbs get phantom pains? that happens with eyes too but like. phantom sights. for me it's like. a lot of bugs. like every so often my brain will just put something suddenly skittering beside me there. hate that.

6. it is completely possible to "get stuck" somewhere because your ability to tell how wide a space is is just Gone. shopping isles especially where bumping something or Someone is matter of embarrassment or potentially breaking something. it can be legitimately paralyzing and also irritate everyone around you because they can tell there is Plenty of space for you to get your cart through even if you can't.

7. if the eye is still in their skull it can still be the normal kind of painful. Glares off of shiny surfaces causing weird sharp pains you can't figure out the cause of are genuinely one of gods greatest tests of my patience.

@mint-to-be-13 @shadow404notfound

taking the porn off tumblr just made us all hornier. it used to be that we’d only sexualize basic things, like human bodies. but now?? you wouldn’t believe the things my mutuals are getting off to

2016 tumblr porn: straight up just a gif of penis in vagina

2025 tumblr porn: video of someone slowly bringing a magnet to a CRT tv screen while static is playing

kissing through a knights helm and sucking the strap are ontologically quite similar, in that you CAN really feel it, as long as you are Pure Of Heart

People already draw Niki and Techno so similarly too each other (seriously, there have been times where I have had to double-check the tags to see who it actually was between the two of them), more people should have them be siblings.

They already look the part, and they're a fun duo!