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just here for the giggles...the hyperfixations...and to cry apparently dammit you guys
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au where anakin is a secret graffiti artist. it started when he was just a padawan under obi-wan and wanted to do something rebellious after an argument and took himself off with paint and did a giant mural (probably jedi-critical in nature) across a relatively famous building on coruscant. what he doesn't expect is for it to blow up on the holonet. it had twin suns present on the mural though, so holonetizens are calling him "TwinSun". this kickstarts anakin's secret Banksy life across the galaxy.

meanwhile users on the holonet are losing their collective minds because who is this guy?!

then, with the start of the clone wars, the murals become more of the people from other planets and gorgeous landscape. except for one, which (shortly after anakin gets ahsoka) is a cloaked figure mercilessly killing jabba the hutt with "END SLAVERY" boldly across the bottom

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More! Jurdan! Headcanons!

Because they are my babiesss

-Jude always exclusively wears Cardan's shirts to bed. Specifically the silky one.

-Cardan keeps trying to convince her to sleep naked, like him. (Also have we collectively forgotten that he canonically does that)

-Jude is an early riser and a morning person.

-Cardan refuses to get up until midnight. (Remember that the fae are nocturnal.)

-Jude has to genuinely drag him out of bed whenever something important happens.

-Whereas Cardan always tries to keep her in bed with him (he usually succeeds)

-Jude takes up baking in her spare time because Cardan made her get a hobby that doesn't involve stabbing people.

-They like to have little playfights.

-E.g Cardan will pin her down to do her makeup.

-Or Jude will come up behind him and put him in a headlock.

-Cardan never sneaks up behind her though.

-He also knows where she keeps all of her weapons on her person.

-If he needs a weapon and he didn't bring one he just casually grabs one from like her pockets or the folds of her dress or something like that.

-Cardan is a biter. And I don't just mean in bed.

-Just like in general. He nibbles her ears or just like casually bites her shoulder.

-They go riding together through the milkwood.

-And take long walks through the gardens together.

-Jude teases Cardan about all the things he did to her at school.

-"Hey, remember that one time you tried to drown me?"

-He feels incredibly bad.

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Jurdan gets funnier and funnier the more you think about them and realize how much of a big loser both of them are when it comes to love.

Mfs get married to supposedly "form a trustworthy alliance" -> Cardan exiles Jude the next day to impress her, because apparently his rizz disappears when it truly matters 💀 -> Jude takes it seriously, stays in the human world for months and is salty af -> Cardan cries himself to sleep and writes pathetic little letters to her. Like wow you did that to yourself you dumb bitch 😭

And don't get me STARTED on their dumbass confessions. Cardan's was, I'm pretty sure, 80% on a whim. Like, maybe he had prepared the words in his mind but he didn't plan to confess to her right then and there at such a bad time. Says "well you probably already guessed as much" at the end then RUNS AWAY probably because he's overwhelmed and Jude is left standing there like???? No I fucking didn't guess you liked me lmao??? I'm dumb af bro, should've been this direct from the start :')

And Jude's is also hilarious because she says it kind of hurriedly as soon as they're alone, since she had promised herself to tell him the first moment they get together. Girlie confesses and CARDAN DOESN'T BELIEVE HER 😭 so homegirl has to EXPLAIN in DETAILS when she thinks she started to fall for him, why she started to like him, why she believed he didn't like her and why she felt the need to hide it. And ONLY after that whole ass explanation Cardan's finally like "omg!!! You liked me because I'm clever and funny?!?? Omgggg..."

Those fuckers were really married for months before fumbling their way through awkward confessions because they can't indulge in the thought that the other likes them. Like they were legit EMBARRASSED to admit that they like eachother while being MARRIED. Please this is so unserious, get real.

Jude: You have a crush on me? Embarassing.

Cardan: We're literally married.

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Humbly asking (begging) for some flirty Tech crumbs 🙏

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I am SO sorry this took so long, but I could not figure out for the life of me what flirty Tech would look like 😭

I honestly don't think those two words belong in a sentence together, but this is what I imagine to be the closest possibility: Tech working on the ship, info-dumping as usual and completely unaware that his pose and half-armored look could be found attractive. (Someone please hand him the spanner; he's been asking for five minutes now)

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I am U N W E L L look at him!!!! That is my man!!!! He’s so cute I could cry 🥰

You nailed this so perfectly omg thank you for drawing him!!!

AHHH I'm so glad you like it 🥰🥰

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