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zara, mid-20s, they/them • pan • audhd • writer • writing commissions open!

writing commissions open!!

hello folks!

once again, i am opening up my commissions. i recently broke up with my long-term partner and had to move out of our shared flat. this has coincided with my regular work being super, suuuuuper slow, and i am in desperate need of funds.

here is my pricing information:

  • drabbles (500-800 words) £5 GBP; allow one week for completion
  • one shots (800-2500 words) £10 GBP; allow one week for completion
  • shortfic (2500-5000 words) £20 GBP; allow two weeks for completion
  • longfic (5000-7500/7500-10000 words) £30/40 GBP; allow three weeks for completion

anything £20 and above is open for negotiation.

to find out more, click here to see my commissions page. finally, if you have any questions at all, or if you'd like to see a sample of my work before placing an order, feel free to shoot me a DM.

this is one day i am really fucking happy to put behind me. jesus

there's a post on here that's like "the worst thing a piece of fiction can be is mean", and while I agree with that, I think it being insincere is just as bad. nothing more obnoxious than a story that's constantly sneering and rolling its eyes at its own genre in a bid to seem clever and above it all.

"isn't it so ridiculous how we're singing in this musical?" "isn't the world building in our monster collector so ridiculous?" "aren't the leads in our fairy tale romance such idiots?" "isn't the setup in this horror film so cliched?" okay now say something true and real.

boutta ramble about fairy stories/fantasy in particular, though these ideas can be applied more broadly:

in 'on fairy-stories', tolkien disputes the idea that fairy stories are primarily for children. he argues that this approach 'produced a dreadful undergrowth of stories written or adapted to what was or is conceived to be the measure of children's minds and needs' -- taking fairy tales and 'mollifying' them to be more child-friendly. he criticises these 'imitations' for being 'silly' and 'patronising', but his single biggest issue with these adaptations is that they are 'covertly sniggering, with ... an eye on the faces of other clever people over the heads of his child-audience'.

(there is a touch of this in the hobbit; the narrator occasionally makes jokey asides/anachronistic references to the reader, which does feel somewhat like tolkien winking at his adult audience. he wrote 'on fairy-stories' between the hobbit and the lord of the rings, and that ironic voice completely disappears in the latter, so he clearly put his own theory of fantasy into practice.)

this approach, firstly, does a disservice to the story as a work of fantasy fiction and refuses to let the writing stand for itself. it's as if the author doesn't trust their own secondary world to stand up under scrutiny, so, before any of their readers have the chance to criticise it, they rush in to say: 'oh, by the way, i know how silly this sounds. i'm aware of it, and therefore this silliness isn't a flaw within the world that i've built.'

but secondly. damn. literature (and art in general) is supposed to introduce us to new ideas and help us to grow. it can't do that if it's too busy tripping over itself to show us how clever and ironic it is. 'say something true and real.' 'sorrryyyy i can't )): you see, my foot is in my mouth )):' die about it

being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

just blocked a bunch of terfs, and as op may well be aware already, they’ve been rbing the unedited version of this post. on the brighter side, you can now hover over several radfem blogs and see some variation of this

Yeppp. That’s why I had to add the banner. Blocking them is like whack-a-mole.

…..ok

my bf found the image so i can explain it now

my mom would write bible verses on like anything when i was younger so this happened

OH THATS REALLY FUNNY

yeah okay ill reblog that

Anonymous asked:

I'm only saying this for your sake, but objectively, it's not a smart idea to bring politics into normal hobbies. You might lose supporters of your blog just because of your political stance, and that would be terrible since you're so amazing!! It's only a suggestion, but I really reccomend not bringing politics into anything.

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