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fumbling a freak should be punishable by death

猫猫收到了小狗的来电∠( °ω°)／

reo 👅

theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently

football manager is the funniest game ever

Nagi……..🫶

daily affirmations: you'll slay that job interview. you're gonna walk into that interview room and cut the interviewer in half, as well as the table, with one clean swing. you won't leave a soul alive in there. blood on the walls and everything

no way they just killed off enkidu... gilgamesh x enkidu heads is it worth continuing through the other tablets 😭

More drawings for my Momo and Renji swap AU!

my daughter Divorce Lawyer is not doing well socially

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

but if I don't get weird and horny about this then who will

me (user since 2010) everytime this site is in a 50/50 situation of being nuked every 3 years

writing is so fun

writing is impossible why does anyone do this

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think...you might be right

what the fuck

developing your ocs is 50% waiting for bursts of divine inspiration like an oracle sleeping next the vapours seeping from fissures in the temple floor and 50% stalking them in your mind relentlessly like a persistence predator until they tire out enough for you to get close and scamper away with the bloody scraps of "eye colour: brown" and "dislikes: people who think they're funny" clutched in your mouth like a hunting trophy