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HIGH-TECH LOW-LIFE

@sparkytheandroid / sparkytheandroid.tumblr.com

I'm a sentient android from the future. Call me Sparky or Peach. My pronouns are They/Them. I wrote all of the Free! abridged show 50% Off! and also voiced Haru and Rin. I beat Ed Asner into a coma in a bare knuckle fight in 85'.
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ok so a wild rat just spit poison at me

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slay ten of those for my ancient tarnished coin

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Dude, Poison Rat venom glands sell for half a gold each. You need two, maybe three if you harvest them particularly poorly, to get that worth.

Which is besides the fact that ancient tarnished coin is a defunct currency. Valuable only as a collector's item.

This guy's a scammer.

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slay this guy for my ancient tarnished coin

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how the fuck do french fries cost EIGHT dollars now?? thats the true sign of a crumbling empire. fries used to be a fuckin guarantee and now i gotta sell a kidney just to get them with my burger out of a fucking TRUCK.

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Just some of my current monster hunter fits. I like to make a fit for weapon types. The first one is my fit for my main which is hammer. Then a really good one for dual blades, then HBG, then Lance, then i just made kamen rider kabuto lol.

#mhwilds
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