Live in peace and plant potatoes and dream!

We have got to put an end to the taller younger sibling industrial complex

Fuck girls night out... Girls night in! Girls night eating popcorn and watching lesbian cinema! Girls night bottle(s) of wine! Girls night "sometimes friends kiss each other"! Girls night get that pussy on my face! Girls night next morning making coffee and french toast!

I believe in the power of yuri.

she let me hit cause i support my public library

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

Bürojobs sind wild, weil ich hab z.B. ne Erzfeindin, die ist Mitte 50 und heißt Sabine und weiß nicht wie man E-Mails schickt obwohl das eigentlich seit 20 Jahren zu ihrer Berufspraxis gehört.

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

WHEN ON PERIOD:

I made my light switch an apple!!

[image description: a photo of a light switch painted red with the wall around it painted to look like an apple. /end id]

i genuinely think ocd is incredibly underdiagnosed bc i will see people posting what are obvious rituals, compulsions, intrusive thoughts, spiralling, hyper morality, etc and its like Have You Considered This Might Be An Issue

it’s so crazy how many mid movies r made every year that u wouldve never learned abt if ur mutual didnt want to fuck an actor that plays in them

You know how fandom girlies always have some 40 year old grizzled covered in blood sleep deprived absolute garbage man of a character and they’re like “he is my baby boy 🥺🌸 I love him even though he is awful”

I think that’s how God feels about all of us.

I think God feels about us the way I felt about Bucky Barnes in 2011 and no one can convince me otherwise.

He’s looking down at all of us like “yuck!😀😍”

the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

i would rather be doing literally anything else. to be honest and open with everyone

Ode an die Delikatess Gewürzgurken / Friedrich Schiller (1785)

It also fits the metric of the first two lines of both the DDR and the actual german national anthem!

gonna take a hot shower and put on a big t shirt and my undies and i’m gonna sit on the floor and color at my coffee table like im 6 years old again and then i’ll feel better

This works btw

🍓glühviehhirt

Ich werde heiß duschen und ein großes T-Shirt sowie meine Unterwäsche anziehen. Alsdann werde mich auf den Boden setzen und am Kaffeetisch ausmalen, als wäre ich wieder sechsjährig, und dann wird es mir besser gehen.

👯irdisch-und-photonisch

Im Übrigen bürge ich für die Wirksamkeit der oben genannten Maßnahmen.

"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

She has 10 songs and 9 of them are about eating box. The other one is about moving to a different state to eat more box

She literally came out like 2 weeks ago? Lmao

two weeks??? she's been out