evil wizards !!!

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

princessinatower.com/careers

i don't want to wash my water bottle what about my microorganisms #mymicroorganisms

autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

Prison break

Microdosing on court intrigue by being really cagey about what I do in my spare time for no good reason

Meow

missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up

there is something sooo embarrassing about everything i have done and will do

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

The suspicious sniffer....

Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

problematic XP gap relationship