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The 🫶 Esoteric

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We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?

If we don’t buy it, they’ll lower the price, just like the 3DS. They make more money from 2 million people buying it at $60 than 1 million at $80

Don't even buy the console, don't let them think they can get away with this

I refuse to live in a world where a console cartridge costs eighty fucking dollars

Costs eighty dollars and you don't even own the game, you own the right to access it through their store's server, which they have no obligation to maintain.

Video games should cost like 10 dollars at max. Even that is pushing it for me

contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

calvin's dad pulling up to the house and seeing the whole driveway covered in a (completed) snowman recreation of the entire terracotta army and he takes a deep breath and greets calvin's mom with "i see calvin remembered his methylphenidate today"

[tags from starcut-sand:

#lmaoooo yeah #there should be a strip where calvin does a long extended monolougue about the philosophical implications of being #dependent on medication in order to function in society #and then at the end hobbes is like "so just don't take it then?" #and calvin is like "no if I don't take it i can't focus enough on watching TV. now help me get this bottle open." #AND there's a running gag where calvin's parents keep finding his pill bottles like. completely shredded instead of opened normally #and they're convinced that calvin just puts his pill bottles in the garbage disposal to open them (bc they have a childproof cap) #but calvin is very insistent that that hobbes is the one opening them with his tiger claws #they're like "don't open the bottles by yourself calvin!!! you need adult supervision!!!" #and Hobbes is like "I think a tiger's supervision is superior to adult supervision. we're much smarter" #etc etc etc #a goldmine of opportunities #calvin and hobbes]

Scientists shouldn't have to pretend they're bringing back the dire wolf. Geneticists should be able to say "I want to make wolves larger for no reason", and we should have the resources to say "that sounds cool as hell. Here's a billion dollars"

Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:

  • Not all Men are evil
  • Everyone has the capacity for evil
  • Transgender Men are men
  • Transgender Women are women
  • Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)
  • Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement
  • Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators
  • Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

excuse me, no I wasn't???

congratulations to today’s lucky 10000

I'm sorry I'm going fucking insane over trans people in sports issues the anti trans crowd has lost the fucking plot and then has the audacity to act like its the trannies who are ridiculous

I used to be of the "well the sports issue isn't really important to me its w/e I just don't want it to be a gateway into other transphobia" but oh my fucking god we are so far gone. The fencing shit is sending me over the edge. What the fuck.

I can't even articulate my words so I'm just going to tell a story in screenshots

I am so fucking tired of being gaslit about this

I'm also still so fucking pissed that we have to include "ooo the trans fencer only finished in X place" because its a reminder that trans women will never be allowed to excel at anything in the public eye without being cut down. Fuck OFF

this is what we are, and we will not be changed you can look for unseen order, you're gonna find that chaos reigns we will not be saved
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