People complaining about headcanons and saying shit like ‘Sirius would NEVER wear a skirt’ or ‘james would never date regulus/sirius/sybill/literally anybody’ will never not be funny

Like girl. You respect these characters too much if you think they have any free will. They don’t! They are my Barbie dolls and I am a bored 7 year old girl that asked for a lego set and got dolls instead. Plastic hair will be cut. Arms will be broken. They are mine to do with as I please

And frankly, you’re ruining the vibe by insisting that I shouldn’t contort these dolls into horrors beyond comprehension. You could have so much more fun if you were as fucked up as me. Cmon girl. You only live once

James, just chilling on the couch.

Regulus, approaching him out of nowhere and hugging him tight.

James: aw, what was that for?

Regulus: the therapist told me to embrace my mistakes.

harry who is a very possessive baby, especially towards regulus.

he's maybe 10 months old when luna is born, and while everyone tried to warm him up to the idea of having a little sister, he wasn't able to commit.

so the first time he saw regulus holding the tiny bundle, he just started shrieking like he was dying.

regulus was so confused, and both lily and pandora couldn't stop giggling.

harry was a perfectly good and cute baby, thank you very much. he didn't mind when anyone else was holding little luna (though he did look a bit mad the first times he saw pandora nursing her).

but regulus is forbidden.

harry could be dutifully playing with his toys like the perfect baby he is, or just crawling all over the house, not minding anything at all. however, the second luna is in regulus arms, he suddenly needs his appa, immediately.

james likes to comment his genes are at fault for that. lily can't help but agree.

they have to live like that for a couple of weeks until harry is able to understand that regulus is perfectly capable of loving and holding both of them at the same time.

it's funny, especially because as they grow, harry ends up absolutely adoring luna. and they love to tease him with the videos they have of harry absolutely screaming his little lungs out.

regulus didn’t speak much but not because he didn’t want to. he just didn’t know how to. what the right thing to say would be, how he will be perceived, etc.

james spoke too much but not because he wanted to. he just felt the need to do so because he could never be at ease when he was quiet. he had to be louder than whatever went on in his head.

but when james and regulus were together, regulus would talk for hours on end and james would finally be able to relax and just listen.

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

Yeah I am gatekeeping Jegulus from the Lily haters

You don't get to have them if you don't also want a shrine of her in your room, sorry

They're a package deal, you can't have one and not the other. Lily ships Jegulus more than you ever will.

And she will fight you about it

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

Ever just stessfully do the macarena when you know the next chapter of the fanfic your reading is going to make you cry? No just me okay..

op please elaborate?

Well I stress dance or dance when I'm anxious so the other day I was stressfully doing the macarena in hopes I would be able to make it through the fic I was reading

Tattoo shop Jegulus au where James and Sirius own the shop

And Sirius has alwayssss hated people getting their partners name tattooed to the point where he'll straight up tell them no and send them somewhere else. So when James starts seeing Regulus and talking about how cute it would be to get a tattoo for Regulus, Sirius tells him that he will NOT let his own best friend embarrass himself with a name tattoo...but if he insists, he has to at least wait until they're engaged (bc he knows James has always dreamed of getting married so it seems a reasonable moment)

James thinks that it's silly to care so much about a tattoo getting outdated because 'it's just a reminder of where you've been and who you've loved' but agrees because he knows his friends only give advice they think he needs to hear.

6 years pass and Sirius pretty much forgets about what he said. One day regulus is being weird when they meet up for a chat, like he's hiding something. He's almost smug and it's pissing Sirius off. He's so caught up trying to figure out what it is that when James asks him to come and tattoo him, he isn't paying attention as he agrees and sets up. Only when he places the stencil James has prepared does he realise what he's looking at.

Leo. The constellation. On James' collarbone. About to be inked into his skin.

Of course his first response is to freeze and stare at James blankly for a few minutes while his brain catches up. Then he goes over to hug him.

The entire time he's tattooing, he's still muttering about how getting tattoos dedicated to people is stupid.

MARAUDERS ERA YOUTUBE CAPTIONS

If the Marauders/Skittles had YouTube channels back at Hogwarts

How to Become a Hogwarts Legend (Without Actually Doing Anything Legendary)

“Step 1: Make sure your name is always in the center of the gossip. Step 2: Be impossible to ignore.”

#JamesPotter #HogwartsLegend #MarauderStatus #BeingExtra

James Potter Reviews the Best Pranking Tools for School (And How to Hide Them from McGonagall)

“Pro tip: Don’t put anything in your pockets. They’re too obvious.”

#PrankEssentials #JamesPotterReviews #HideFromMcGonagall #SiriusIsHidingTheGoods

How to Keep Sirius Black from Talking (Spoiler: You Can’t)

“Step 1: Keep a gag handy. Step 2: Hope he’s distracted by a shiny object.”

#SiriusCantBeSilenced #MarauderMadness #JamesPotterVsSirius #TooMuchTalking

How to Turn a Normal Day into a Full-Scale Prank War (And Still Graduate With Your Sanity)

“Step 1: Start small. Step 2: Let it escalate until you can’t tell who started it.”

#PrankWars #MarauderChaos #JamesPotterProud #EscalatingFast

What It’s Like to Be the Only Stag in a World Full of Wizards (Spoiler: It’s Awkward)

“You think they’re impressed by your stag form, but then you trip over your own hooves.”

#StagLife #JamesPotterTheAwkward #WizardProblems #MarauderStruggles

How to Be a Stag and Still Look Cool (Hint: It's All in the Antlers)

“Step 1: Grow majestic antlers. Step 2: Hope no one laughs when you try to sit down.”

#StagLife #JamesPotterTheStag #AntlersForDays #MarauderMagic

Why Being a Gryffindor is Basically Like Being a Celebrity

"We’re brave, we’re bold, and we’re definitely the main characters. 🦁✨"

#GryffindorPride #JamesProngs #HogwartsVibes

When You Accidentally Turn Your Best Mate into a Teapot

"Sirius is fine… probably. ☕🐕 ”

#PotionFail #MarauderProblems

MARAUDERS ERA YOUTUBE CAPTIONS

If the Marauders/Skittles had YouTube channels back at Hogwarts

How to Make an Entrance (And Leave Everyone Questioning Your Sanity)

“It’s all about the dramatic hair flip and that mysterious grin.”

#SiriusStyle #EntranceGoals #MarauderMischief #LeaveThemWondering

How to Get Through a Full Moon When You’re In Love with the Werewolf (Without Showing It)

“Step 1: Be the best friend you can be. Step 2: Try not to literally hug him under the full moon.”

#FullMoonStruggles #Wolfstar #BestFriendGoals #SiriusBlack

How to Look Like You’re Studying (When You’re Definitely Not)

“It’s all about the ‘study face.’ Just look pensive and occasionally mumble things like ‘Incendio.’”

#FakeItTillYouMakeIt #StudyHacks #SiriusIsTheWorst

How to Convince Everyone You’re a Rebel (When You’re Just Bored)

"Step 1: Wear your uniform wrong. Step 2: Smirk a lot. Step 3: Profit. 😏✨"

#SiriusBlack #RebelWithoutACause #HogwartsBadBoy

When You Accidentally Turn Your Hair Pink During Potions Class

"Turns out, I rock pastel. Who knew? 💁‍♂️✨

#SiriusBlack #PotionFail #FashionIcon

How to Pretend You’re Not Staring at Remus (But We All Know You Are)

“Pro tip: It’s totally normal to ‘accidentally’ find yourself sitting next to him... every. single. time.”

#StaringLikeAPro #WolfstarUnspoken #SiriusThePiningOne

How to Get Rid of a Boring Date (Without Hurting Their Feelings)

“Make them laugh so hard they forget the date is happening... then casually ‘run into’ Remus.”

#SiriusIsSmooth #HowToDodgeAwkwardness #SiriusJustWantsRemus

How to Look Like a Rebel (While Actually Being a Giant Softie)

“Wear black, act tough, but don’t tell anyone how much you love cheese toasties. That’s a Sirius secret.”

#RebelWithACause #SiriusIsSoft #TooCoolForSchool

How to Act Normal (When You’re Thinking About Him 24/7)

“Just act like everything’s fine... even though Remus’ laugh is literally the soundtrack of your day.”

#TotallyFine #SiriusHasASecret #WolfstarUnspoken

Running from Filch Like a Pro

“Quick tip: If you can’t outrun him, at least make sure you’ve got a good excuse ready.”

#FilchIsMyNemesis #MarauderMischief #SiriusIsFast

Alas, Regulus Black was as he had always been, futile. Weak, corruptible. The coldest days were haunting the whole of the northeast of England, November was tactful, unforgiving. And Regulus Black had been presumed dead for some days now. It was the end of a decade and it seemed to be the end of the Black name. The daily prophet reported his disappearance, stating that he was killed on the Dark Lord's orders for some sort of cowardliness. Conceivably that's what was expected of him.

Or alternatively Regulus lives and haunts Horcruxes.

Non Canon Complaint!!

I don’t accept child abuse! I’m reblogging to show I own a big heart!

ALL CHILDREN DESERVE ALL OF THE LOVE FROM THE WORLD

As a victim of child abuse, protect the kids, child abuse isn’t ok at all.

Protect the kids. I’m a survivor of child abuse.

Protect the kids.

Kids deserve parents but not all parents deserve kids!

Protect kids.

I love jilypad more when Sirius doesn't know he is part of the relationship, while James and Lily 100% think they have made it clear, like:

During Hogwarts:

Lily: Sirius, what are you doing?

Sirius: Oh, Peter asked me for something-

James: But we're going on a date!

Sirius:....we are what...?

Lily: Yes! I told you!

Sirius eyeing at them confused, but just ending up thinking they're going on a date, and they want him to go with them

Proposal:

Sirius: Why're we choosing a ring for James together, Lils? Are you sure you don't want Mary with you?

Lily: Sirius, what? No! We're selecting a ring for James, then you and James will select a ring for me! James and I have already selected one for you!

Sirius: Have you?

Lily: Yes!

Sirius: Why?!

Lily, thinking he is joking, laughing.

The wedding:

James: Where are you going?!

Sirius: Well, everyone has left, Prongs. I should head out and leave you priv-

Lily, breaking the door open: I'm exhausted! Who thought weddings could be overwhelming. Sirius unzip my dress.

Sirius, who literally thinks this is normal at this point, does exactly that.

Lily: Today we cuddle, I'm tired. Come on boys.

Sirius: I-

Random Tuesday:

Remus: Lift your scarf, you have a hickey there

Sirius, grinning: You should have seen James and Lily's necks.

Remus, laughing: You guys are so good at this. I'm glad to see how comfo-

Sirius: Honestly tho- isn't it weird that they're married, and I sleep, eat, live there, and they drag me into their weird sex ideas? I'm not doing that with you and your partner ever, Remus. Even tho we are best mates

Remus:....you...what...I...thought...wait..but how can you...hold...on...so...OH MY GOD-!

Sirius: Huh? Where are you going?

Remus: I'm calling James!

In a situation where Madame Pomfrey make the Marauders sign some documents to save time the next time some of them ends up in the enfermary:

Madame Pomfrey: Ok Kids, Im gona need an emergency contact

Peter: Does it have to be our parents?

Madame Pomfrey: ... I guess it will do if it's just some close friend who I can call in an emergency

Sirius: Perfect

Madame Pomfrey: Can you tell me how is this person related to each of you?

Remus: I put one of my only mentally mature friends

Sirius: Oh so definitely not us... I put my brother

James (without even paying attention): I put my boyfrie...

All: ...

Peter: You have a boyfriend???!!!

Sirius: Who will be stupid enough to date you??!!

James: ...

Madame Pomfrey: ...

Madame Pomfrey: The three of you put the exact same person...

Sirius:

Remus:

James:

Remus: Wait...

Sirius: JAMES POTTER ARE YOU DATING MY BROTHER???!!!!!