Today I will meet a lizard 🦎

this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf

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hmmm. Tumblr mobile update looking pretty ugly

The prequel to Milo goes to therapy

its morally wrong to date women if youre a man. because of power dynamics

picture taken from my i phone 4

SUCK MY SEX ORGAN

When I see someone in a Tesla I don’t necessarily think “here’s a guy who loves Adolf Hitler” because they could have bought it several years ago before this stupid bullshit. However when I see a cyber truck I do think this.

Yesterday I saw a Tesla with one of those "I bought it before we knew Elon was crazy" bumper stickers but I know enough about number plates to know that that car was bought in the last 18 months so I'm not sure what's with the "we" like I think maybe you just weren't paying attention.

I think what I love most about mythology is that the “Trickster God/Spirit” is an archetypical character found in almost every body of folklore. It’s like “Oh, here’s our God of the Sun, our God of the Sea, our God of Fertility, and our God of Being A Wretched Little Gremlin Who Causes Problems On Purpose”

Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs