you look great in that frog costume
“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism
The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time
yes
pairs well with this one
Today I learnt of Goodhart's Law, which holds that once a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
This is why targeting "good test scores" is a really bad means of improving education, why journal impact factor or citations are lousy means of evaluating academic performance, why it can feel like the economy is shitty even when performance indicators are high, why AI people seem to think that they can make an artificial general intelligence by training a large language model to pass tests of cognitive ability, and so on. It's a specific case of the fallacy of reification--treating a model or proxy for a thing like the thing itself.
And it's a problem because I think that neoliberal managerialism is all about treating proxies like they're the real thing.
Know the camp rules!
when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.
I get it now.
doesn’t get much more interesting than this
i swear every year this emoji looks more tired than before
i swear every
year this emoji looks more
tired than before
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
MOTHER: now eat your vegetables honey so you can grow up big and strong
WOKE SON: i dont WANT to grow up big and strong. i want to be a Twink
Honestly.. what if?
"hows the job search going"
Egyptians during the 2nd plague be like
the worst part about cardio is the laundry
“ancient Greeks exercised naked for spiritual or sexual reasons” no they exercised naked because they didn’t own automatic washing machines
This is galaxy brain thinking
dissociating after a Hard(ing) day
Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since
He is an ungrateful man 😔
Your son did well in school congrats, he has been granted the following modifiers
Hmmm, how did that get in there