this is journal 1 & 2 and his mushroom research in their entirety
"HEYA THERE , SIXER ! LONG TIME NO SEE ! BEEN A SOLID 50 YEARS SINCE IVE LAST SEEN ONE OF YOU. HOWS PROGRESS ON THE PORTAL ? OR ARE WE NOT THERE YET ?" Bill asks , floating around him a few times.
Hi! 50 years that sure is a long time! I am so incredibly interested in learning about how time works in different dimensions!
*Ford smiles his eyes trying to follow Bill*
The portal progress went well.. but I was informed from a version of my muse, much like yourself, that most tend to have evil intentions. I need to confront mine yet, I find it hard to accuse him of such a thing after everything he has done for me.
"TRUST ME , SIX FINGERS. ALL BILLS ARE JUST STRAPPING THREE SIDED BEINGS. NONE OF US HAVE AN EVIL BONE IN OUR HATS !! " He said , grabbing his hat to tip it towards Stanford , a white bone sticking out of it , before he put it back in its place right above his head. " AND FIFTY YEARS ISNT THAT LONG !! FEELS LIKE IT MAYBE." He added after a few moments of silence , dismissing the comment.
I took on a similar train of thought! And though i will admit you are all rather strapping, It seems that some are looking to create an apocalypse...
*Ford laughs at the sight of the bone*
What sort of bone would that happen to be then?
Months feel long. I couldn't imagine having no contact with any of you for years.
*staaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee*
*he stares back*
Why hello there.. can I help you?
*He continues staring*
...
I'M TRYIN TO FIGURE OUT WHETHER OR NOT WE'VE MET BEFORE
Ah, well. You certainly aren't Nester as you lack his scar. You look slightly off from the little one that visits every so often. Nestlet
OHH, SO I HAVE MET YOU BEFORE. USED TO BE CALLED NESTLET WHEN I WAS A WHOLE LOT YOUNGER.
Your species sure does age quickly in that case! How old are you now?
SOME WEIRD TIMELINE STUFF HAPPENED SOMEHOW, SO IT'S BEEN A TRILLION YEARS FOR ME AND NEXT TO NO TIME HAS PASSED FOR ANYONE ELSE. ALSO APPARENTLY THE YOUNG ME IS STILL RUNNIN AROUND AT THIS POINT.
...
... I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN I'M STILL THE SAME SIZE I WAS WHEN I WAS TWELVE ...
That much time has passed!? Intriguing! The multiverse is such an exciting place!! I am thrilled to hopefully explore it soon! I just need to find a way to protect my home from unwanted invasions!
Since the last time we spoke, what happened? How were the last trillion years?
Yes, you are still small
YEAH. IT'S BEEN A LOOOOOOOONNNNGGG TIME FOR ME. TIME IS SO CONFUSING AND I THINK THE MOM HORDE HAS A SECRET TIME MACHINE OR SOMETHIN. DUNNO HOW ELSE THEY KEEP GETTIN ME IN DIFFERENT TIMELINES.
... I GOT KIDNAPPED, TRAPPED IN THE NIGHTMARE REALM, AND TAUGHT TO BE A BLOODTHIRSTY MONSTER HELL-BENT ON BEING PURE EVIL JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT WHEN I WAS TWELVE. BUT AT LEAST NOW I HAVE A SUCCESSFUL WEIRDMAGEDDON TO RETURN TO. ALSO, I'VE BEEN GROUNDED FOR ELEVEN WEEKS AND HAD MY THRONE AND JOURNAL CONFISCATED FROM ME.
...
... YEEEAAAHHHH ... THOUGH ... ONE FOOT TALL IS THE MAXIMUM SIZE FOR SHAPES IN THE DIMENSION I ORIGINALLY CAME FROM ... AND I DEFINITELY REACHED THAT ... SO I COULD BE CONSIDERED BIG BY SHAPE STANDARDS ...
It seems the multiverse doesn't abide by the laws of time! I wonder if creating a time machine would be possible.. hm,
*ford opens a journal and begins writing some complex math equations*
I'll need Fiddleford to look over these.. but! theoretically, it should be possible!
... oh, thats.. that's horrible. I'm so sorry that happened to you.. I hope those kidnappers got what they deserved. No one should have to go through such a thing
*he walks off and returns with a blank journal* you can have one of my spares if you'd like! I know it doesn't have your research in it but it'll be able to store any new information you gather!
Oh, in that case, you are, in fact, a large triangle!
*he makes a note in his journal*
MAYBE YA COULD LET ME BORROW IT IF YOU EVER MAKE IT.
...
...
... I TRAMPLED ALL OF THEM TO DEATH IN NIGHTMARE FORM ... ALSO ABOUT HALF THE TOWN ... BUT NO ONE WAS IN IT ... SO I GUESS THAT WAS FINE ...
*He very happily accepts the journal*
THANKS A LOT, PAL! (-( I'LL LIKELY MOVE WHATEVER I PUT IN HERE INTO MY FIRST JOURNAL WHENEVER I GET IT BACK.
YUP! IT'S JUST THAT MOST OTHER SPECIES IN THE MULTIVERSE ARE A LOT BIGGER THAN SHAPES GET.
I will! Scientific advancements are made to be shared with the general public after all!
*His expression goes from horrified to relieved in a second*
Oh, thank goodness. I had thought you crushed innocent civilians for a moment there! Revenge is rejuvenating! I'm glad you were able to stomp out the kidnappers yourself!
I hope that by publishing my work, I'll get revenge against all those who insulted me! It's the more legal option for revenge.. compared to crushing people alive of course.
If you don't plan on using it beyond that point you could always return it to me!! I would love to look over any research you conduct!
COURSE IT IS! (-(
…
I BRIEFLY PONDERED IT … WAS COMPLETELY ENRAGED AT THAT POINT AND NOT REALLY THINKIN ALL THAT WELL …
NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD REVENGE! (-(
… SURE THING! I’LL RETURN IT TO YA THEN
I'm glad you made a good decision even while enraged!
Oh, it will be! I have all their names written down! When I go to give my speech, I'm going to talk so much shit!
Thank you!
My muse! I have brought you a gift
*he excitedly holds up a basket filled with glowing flowers*
"oh my~!" *Bill's eye lights up in delight at the basket of flowers, admiring them before giving Stanford a hug* "thank you so much! they're lovely~ and what a unique glow~ wherever did you find them?"
*a warm smiles appears on his face as he squeezes Bill in a tight hug*
Oh! I didn't! They grew on me actually
*Ford laughs*
I found one of the flowers and physically couldn't stop myself from eating it! Afterward, multiple sprouted out of my skin!
It was growing underwater!
sixer! (-(
i’m doin better … got a transplant for my optic nerve … have to wear an eyebandage for a while and not use the eyemouth for a bit longer than that … so a bit annoyed … but slowly getting better
It's nice to hear your voice again, I have missed you.
That's splendid news! I'm glad you're getting better and that nothing is too permanent! When do you think they will let you out?
Are you feeling okay after everything that went down?
*staaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee*
*he stares back*
Why hello there.. can I help you?
*He continues staring*
...
I'M TRYIN TO FIGURE OUT WHETHER OR NOT WE'VE MET BEFORE
Ah, well. You certainly aren't Nester as you lack his scar. You look slightly off from the little one that visits every so often. Nestlet
OHH, SO I HAVE MET YOU BEFORE. USED TO BE CALLED NESTLET WHEN I WAS A WHOLE LOT YOUNGER.
Your species sure does age quickly in that case! How old are you now?
SOME WEIRD TIMELINE STUFF HAPPENED SOMEHOW, SO IT'S BEEN A TRILLION YEARS FOR ME AND NEXT TO NO TIME HAS PASSED FOR ANYONE ELSE. ALSO APPARENTLY THE YOUNG ME IS STILL RUNNIN AROUND AT THIS POINT.
...
... I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN I'M STILL THE SAME SIZE I WAS WHEN I WAS TWELVE ...
That much time has passed!? Intriguing! The multiverse is such an exciting place!! I am thrilled to hopefully explore it soon! I just need to find a way to protect my home from unwanted invasions!
Since the last time we spoke, what happened? How were the last trillion years?
Yes, you are still small
YEAH. IT'S BEEN A LOOOOOOOONNNNGGG TIME FOR ME. TIME IS SO CONFUSING AND I THINK THE MOM HORDE HAS A SECRET TIME MACHINE OR SOMETHIN. DUNNO HOW ELSE THEY KEEP GETTIN ME IN DIFFERENT TIMELINES.
... I GOT KIDNAPPED, TRAPPED IN THE NIGHTMARE REALM, AND TAUGHT TO BE A BLOODTHIRSTY MONSTER HELL-BENT ON BEING PURE EVIL JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT WHEN I WAS TWELVE. BUT AT LEAST NOW I HAVE A SUCCESSFUL WEIRDMAGEDDON TO RETURN TO. ALSO, I'VE BEEN GROUNDED FOR ELEVEN WEEKS AND HAD MY THRONE AND JOURNAL CONFISCATED FROM ME.
...
... YEEEAAAHHHH ... THOUGH ... ONE FOOT TALL IS THE MAXIMUM SIZE FOR SHAPES IN THE DIMENSION I ORIGINALLY CAME FROM ... AND I DEFINITELY REACHED THAT ... SO I COULD BE CONSIDERED BIG BY SHAPE STANDARDS ...
It seems the multiverse doesn't abide by the laws of time! I wonder if creating a time machine would be possible.. hm,
*ford opens a journal and begins writing some complex math equations*
I'll need Fiddleford to look over these.. but! theoretically, it should be possible!
... oh, thats.. that's horrible. I'm so sorry that happened to you.. I hope those kidnappers got what they deserved. No one should have to go through such a thing
*he walks off and returns with a blank journal* you can have one of my spares if you'd like! I know it doesn't have your research in it but it'll be able to store any new information you gather!
Oh, in that case, you are, in fact, a large triangle!
*he makes a note in his journal*
MAYBE YA COULD LET ME BORROW IT IF YOU EVER MAKE IT.
...
...
... I TRAMPLED ALL OF THEM TO DEATH IN NIGHTMARE FORM ... ALSO ABOUT HALF THE TOWN ... BUT NO ONE WAS IN IT ... SO I GUESS THAT WAS FINE ...
*He very happily accepts the journal*
THANKS A LOT, PAL! (-( I'LL LIKELY MOVE WHATEVER I PUT IN HERE INTO MY FIRST JOURNAL WHENEVER I GET IT BACK.
YUP! IT'S JUST THAT MOST OTHER SPECIES IN THE MULTIVERSE ARE A LOT BIGGER THAN SHAPES GET.
I will! Scientific advancements are made to be shared with the general public after all!
*His expression goes from horrified to relieved in a second*
Oh, thank goodness. I had thought you crushed innocent civilians for a moment there! Revenge is rejuvenating! I'm glad you were able to stomp out the kidnappers yourself!
I hope that by publishing my work, I'll get revenge against all those who insulted me! It's the more legal option for revenge.. compared to crushing people alive of course.
If you don't plan on using it beyond that point you could always return it to me!! I would love to look over any research you conduct!
*staaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee*
*he stares back*
Why hello there.. can I help you?
*He continues staring*
...
I'M TRYIN TO FIGURE OUT WHETHER OR NOT WE'VE MET BEFORE
Ah, well. You certainly aren't Nester as you lack his scar. You look slightly off from the little one that visits every so often. Nestlet
OHH, SO I HAVE MET YOU BEFORE. USED TO BE CALLED NESTLET WHEN I WAS A WHOLE LOT YOUNGER.
Your species sure does age quickly in that case! How old are you now?
SOME WEIRD TIMELINE STUFF HAPPENED SOMEHOW, SO IT'S BEEN A TRILLION YEARS FOR ME AND NEXT TO NO TIME HAS PASSED FOR ANYONE ELSE. ALSO APPARENTLY THE YOUNG ME IS STILL RUNNIN AROUND AT THIS POINT.
...
... I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN I'M STILL THE SAME SIZE I WAS WHEN I WAS TWELVE ...
That much time has passed!? Intriguing! The multiverse is such an exciting place!! I am thrilled to hopefully explore it soon! I just need to find a way to protect my home from unwanted invasions!
Since the last time we spoke, what happened? How were the last trillion years?
Yes, you are still small
YEAH. IT'S BEEN A LOOOOOOOONNNNGGG TIME FOR ME. TIME IS SO CONFUSING AND I THINK THE MOM HORDE HAS A SECRET TIME MACHINE OR SOMETHIN. DUNNO HOW ELSE THEY KEEP GETTIN ME IN DIFFERENT TIMELINES.
... I GOT KIDNAPPED, TRAPPED IN THE NIGHTMARE REALM, AND TAUGHT TO BE A BLOODTHIRSTY MONSTER HELL-BENT ON BEING PURE EVIL JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT WHEN I WAS TWELVE. BUT AT LEAST NOW I HAVE A SUCCESSFUL WEIRDMAGEDDON TO RETURN TO. ALSO, I'VE BEEN GROUNDED FOR ELEVEN WEEKS AND HAD MY THRONE AND JOURNAL CONFISCATED FROM ME.
...
... YEEEAAAHHHH ... THOUGH ... ONE FOOT TALL IS THE MAXIMUM SIZE FOR SHAPES IN THE DIMENSION I ORIGINALLY CAME FROM ... AND I DEFINITELY REACHED THAT ... SO I COULD BE CONSIDERED BIG BY SHAPE STANDARDS ...
It seems the multiverse doesn't abide by the laws of time! I wonder if creating a time machine would be possible.. hm,
*ford opens a journal and begins writing some complex math equations*
I'll need Fiddleford to look over these.. but! theoretically, it should be possible!
... oh, thats.. that's horrible. I'm so sorry that happened to you.. I hope those kidnappers got what they deserved. No one should have to go through such a thing
*he walks off and returns with a blank journal* you can have one of my spares if you'd like! I know it doesn't have your research in it but it'll be able to store any new information you gather!
Oh, in that case, you are, in fact, a large triangle!
*he makes a note in his journal*
*staaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee*
*he stares back*
Why hello there.. can I help you?
*He continues staring*
...
I'M TRYIN TO FIGURE OUT WHETHER OR NOT WE'VE MET BEFORE
Ah, well. You certainly aren't Nester as you lack his scar. You look slightly off from the little one that visits every so often. Nestlet
OHH, SO I HAVE MET YOU BEFORE. USED TO BE CALLED NESTLET WHEN I WAS A WHOLE LOT YOUNGER.
Your species sure does age quickly in that case! How old are you now?
SOME WEIRD TIMELINE STUFF HAPPENED SOMEHOW, SO IT'S BEEN A TRILLION YEARS FOR ME AND NEXT TO NO TIME HAS PASSED FOR ANYONE ELSE. ALSO APPARENTLY THE YOUNG ME IS STILL RUNNIN AROUND AT THIS POINT.
...
... I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN I'M STILL THE SAME SIZE I WAS WHEN I WAS TWELVE ...
That much time has passed!? Intriguing! The multiverse is such an exciting place!! I am thrilled to hopefully explore it soon! I just need to find a way to protect my home from unwanted invasions!
Since the last time we spoke, what happened? How were the last trillion years?
Yes, you are still small
*staaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee*
*he stares back*
Why hello there.. can I help you?
*He continues staring*
...
I'M TRYIN TO FIGURE OUT WHETHER OR NOT WE'VE MET BEFORE
Ah, well. You certainly aren't Nester as you lack his scar. You look slightly off from the little one that visits every so often. Nestlet
OHH, SO I HAVE MET YOU BEFORE. USED TO BE CALLED NESTLET WHEN I WAS A WHOLE LOT YOUNGER.
Your species sure does age quickly in that case! How old are you now?
*staaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee*
*he stares back*
Why hello there.. can I help you?
*He continues staring*
...
I'M TRYIN TO FIGURE OUT WHETHER OR NOT WE'VE MET BEFORE
Ah, well. You certainly aren't Nester as you lack his scar. You look slightly off from the little one that visits every so often. Nestlet
Hench Ford was mean to Nester again, and now he's in the hospital.
I'll do something about him.
Tell Nester I hope he has a swift recovery!
Like what?
I will!! You can probably call him if you want!!
Don't worry about it! But if you could gather me some unicorn hair, I would really appreciate it! I have an experiment I'd like to conduct, and they don't take kindly to me!
Oh!! I hadn't thought of that!
I. LOVE. UNICORNS. Imma get so much hair!!
Thank you, Mabel! I'm counting on you!
Hench Ford was mean to Nester again, and now he's in the hospital.
I'll do something about him.
Tell Nester I hope he has a swift recovery!
Like what?
I will!! You can probably call him if you want!!
Don't worry about it! But if you could gather me some unicorn hair, I would really appreciate it! I have an experiment I'd like to conduct, and they don't take kindly to me!
Oh!! I hadn't thought of that!
*Ford receives a phone call*
... hiiiii ... some idiot frills took my powers recently ... dunno what that woulda done to the duplicates i made ... buuuut i think i had at least one of em with ya ... wanted to let ya know i was still alive ...
*ford is literally on the verge of a mental break down when he gets a call from bill*
Bill!? Wha-
Oh, thank my muse.. You just randomly turned to stone! I am so glad you are not dead.
huh … guess they all died then … well … i’m in a hospital right now … dunno which one sibling brought me to … so don’t think i’m gonna be able to go visit people in person for a bit …
That's quite alright as long as you are safe, I am happy! Please stay in the hospital until you are fully recovered. I will be sure to call you!
I don't believe you've told me about this sibling
... yeah ... i'm safe ... they're helpin me ... got a lotta physical therapy stuff they make me do ... seems to be helpin ... but they think my legs are never gonna fully recover ...
... we're not technically related ... her name's wilhelm ...
Keep at it! I will be rooting for you! I will gather together fun items for a get well soon basket!
What exactly happened to cause such damage to your legs? Is there no way to heal them?
She doesn't happen to be the one you sent over looking for a cane, does she?