a few weeks ago i needed worcestershire sauce for a recipe but i didnt have any so i had to leave it out.

u are never gonna believe what i found in the cabinet today, unopened, probably has been there for months,

😔yuuuuuuup. my house is fucked

John Waters and Johnny Knoxville, 2004

Pale Fire

Good boy from last post!

I think tumblr should preserve the following/mutuals badge on anons. It'd make the website worse but in a really good way. it should be applied retroactively too

PIGTAIL DAISY ACQUIRED!!!

these tariffs are literally worse than I could've ever imagined our economy is actually so fucking cooked it's unreal. I just know the whole auto industry wishes the shooter didn't miss right now

Which could mean nothing, of course

Instead of "souls like" we should call them "DarkBloodRingkiros"

We talk a lot of shit about anime characters not looking their age for a media culture that routinely casts thirty-five-year-old actors to play high schoolers.

OPEN RP

“Hey guys, I picked up some snacks from the corner store today. Would anyone like some.“

i, aslan of narnia, wonders if you bought any sprite

((A talking lion!?))

“Ah, sorry Aslan-san. They only had Sierra Mist. I hope that’s okay.”

oh ive never tried one. let me 

hhg. what is this flavor? 

AAAUUGHG ITRS FUCKING GOOD!

starting a collection #blackmold

reblog and put in the tags the earliest songs you remember actively liking as a child (asking adults to play them for you, learning the lyrics, being excited when they came on the radio etc.)

there's a post on here that's like "the worst thing a piece of fiction can be is mean", and while I agree with that, I think it being insincere is just as bad. nothing more obnoxious than a story that's constantly sneering and rolling its eyes at its own genre in a bid to seem clever and above it all.

"isn't it so ridiculous how we're singing in this musical?" "isn't the world building in our monster collector so ridiculous?" "aren't the leads in our fairy tale romance such idiots?" "isn't the setup in this horror film so cliched?" okay now say something true and real.