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starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

Name: Squeaky Hinge

Pronouns: he/her/he/her

Likes: Squeaking

Dislikes: WD-40

Edit: I *love* WD-40

feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.

So if you were in a room with two prisoners; a man and a woman, you’d never met, and the gender neutral soldier with the big gun told you to kill one of them, you’d automatically shoot the man?

tag yourselves I’m the gender neutral soldier with the big gun

im the completely off the wall reaction to a fairly mundane post

Your soldier with a big gun looks gnc af

another graveyard banger

I bought a lot of sphere merch then he went villain so I had to sell my To The Moon t shirt

Swapped to Bastion then he said a slur on live TV and I don't fuck with that so I sold my Bastion branded coffee mug

I swapped to mouse protector then she got murder ratted and it felt crass so I sold my Cheese It trainers

I swapped to Alexandria and then it came out she was doing human experimentation and a C53 gave me a filthy look for wearing my Adamant Tower hoody

I'm sick of this.

Gonna place my bet on someone who will never go wrong.

My new gold Scion bracelet arrives tommorow.

How much money do you think sphere merch goes on ebay now that he went mannequin?

Real and true!!!!!!

that is one thing i believe about potential aishalec alec lived AU relationship spats. i feel like alec would parse aisha deleting his memories of an important conversation/something that made him react as not, like, literally the same thing as, but a similar experience to having his emotions impacted by other master powers (yknow like his dads)...i think he'd roll with usage thats just, like, her deleting her 100 fucked up hatchet throws, but if he ever learned that Something Important happened between them and she Got Rid Of It so now he can't know how to feel about it/how he was feeling about it, he might actually feel quite violated and hurt

okay ~sometimes~ r/RATS is pretty good

i find the “would harrow drink black coffee” discourse fascinating because by all accounts she would not. she would not drink coffee at all. she canonically only drinks water by choice. when forced to drink anything else her senses get so overwhelmed it’s nearly painful. she’s given the sad ninth equivalent of lemonade (sugar-water with a drop of preserved lemon) and it’s described as being both too lemony and too sweet for her. the specific words used are “half pleasure, half pain” and “almost hurt[ing] her teeth.” what makes you think she’d be able to handle anything stronger than a glass of room-temperature water or perhaps, on fancy days, a glass of skim milk

Not to shit on a mutual's blorbo, but I feel like Lily could've gotten way more creative with Sting. Certainly the physics-deleting, god-killing alien weapon has more than two modes, and types of applicable targets?

No you're completely right. Turns out, the girl who gets the power to make her attacks go in a straight line regardless of external factors has a very straightforward way of thinking lol

Reverse Taylor Swift/Taylor Hebert moment here tbh because wdym there's a "Taylor song" called THE ALCOTT??

just sink your fangs into my neck, man. it won’t be weird. i promise

i can be so normal. we can be so normal. Together