mardy bum

another thing about star trek enterprise is that their uniforms make their waists so grabbable

i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it

Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.”

Vulcans’ first contact with Humans was an emphatic “Sure.”

star trek heritage post (September 5th, 2015)

Star Trek meme: 5 otps → trip/t’pol.

BIG fan of Trip turning into a whiny baby when he gets heatstroke, 10/10 very realistic, definitely projecting pots on him now for no personal reason at all

it wrecks my heart that T'Pol did understand, the seeking and the effort and the sacrifices her mother took, when she searched for Elizabeth and realized she would go to any lenghts for her child

and then she lost her

One thing to know about T'Pol is that she is the funniest person on Enterprise. She knows she is the funniest person on Enterprise and the reason that she continues to say half of the shit she does is because she is funny. It's also why she gets mildly offended at Archer when he says she has no sense of humour.

T’Pol you deserve so much better than what this show gave you

this came to me in a vision (a friend gave me the idea)

the good news: you are capable of resilience and you can do things that you once thought were impossible

the bad news: you do have to try

Star Trek Enterprise is actually the best star trek because the humans get into space and they’re told by the vulcans “oh the andorians they’re emotional they’re angry they’re impossible to reason with” and the humans go to the andorians and are like “WOW the vulcans can be annoying wanna get a drink?” and eventually manage to put together an alliance between former mortal enemies just because they’re a bit chill and normal about things

Genuinely though, what ENT basically says in answering the question “why are humans so important in the federation despite being very behind everyone else in basically everything” is that humans are extremely adaptable and also foolhardy, which isn’t inaccurate! So they go into space and see these centuries old rivalries and are like “what if we hung out with both sides and literally didn’t care.”  So basically they end up running the federation because they’re the only species that everyone likes, or at least tolerates.  It’s hilarious, and a really good answer to the question of why they’re important. 

trip tucker being the first human that koss ever meets is sooooooo fucking funny

and he’s fucking your wife!!

I was about to post something about how Trip Tucker deserves to be impregnated and then remembered that that literally happens like right off the bat

just landed on vulcan with my new gf haha hope nothing happens! haha

Star Trek: Enterprise, episode 4x03: Home.

Shoutout to the Trek ladies who didn't get to wear the uniform often but looked awesome when they did