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pinned post bc i cannot edit my tumblr bio on mobile. i am 28 :)
i am 29 :)
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when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
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my brother just called the mississauga towers hot ?
fleshdyke
we’re visiting family in mississauga rn and he just said “i havent seen the hot towers in a minute” why would he say that
> “why did my brother call these towers hot”
> posts hot towers
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TRAMELL TILLMAN as SETH MILCHICK in Severance (season two).
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executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this
picked up the doler👍
Inspirational
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I have this saved as you KNOW he would.png
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You caaaaan't leave out the best part
kingchefyaoi calling in the cavalry to save viewership.
different tweet but just as important
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Anonymous asked:
your account is weirdly helping me get over my ex boyfriend. he was always identifying planes and now i can have the same experience without a shitty person involved.
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Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manager of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.
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You might think your anime opening is cool, but is it “seamlessly put a ‘previously on…’ segment in the MIDDLE of the opening and have it kick ass every time” cool?
bet your ass he is
Hello, if you have not seen Baccano!, and want to see a BEAUTIFULLY constricted anime with an incredible soundtrack and some of the best characters of all time, watch Baccano!.
It’s 26 long-run episodes and you need to be paying attention because it’s played out-of-order ala pulp fiction, and it kicks So. Much. Ass.
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Anonymous asked:
would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?
i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.
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do you think prev is older or younger than you?
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you can tell this website is autistic as hell because someone posts a video with a mildly catchy phrase in it and no one shuts up about it for an extended period of time. or image even. image with a mildly catchy phrase in it even. we love phrases here on tumblr dot com love to repeat them. due to the autism
Palendrome of phrases
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starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club
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Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?
So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?