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No Snakes, Yes Snakes

It’s No Snakes Tuesday

It’s Yes Snakes Sunday

If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue

week 12 - sun dreams!

Lying to someone about how risky something is to make it seem safer than it is because you know they wouldn't do it if they knew it was dangerous: Shitty. Evil. Unforgivable.

Lying to someone about how risky something is to make it seem more dangerous than it is because you know they'd love the thrill of danger while you know you're actually perfectly safe: Actually that's hilarious. Fun for everybody involved.

my current collection

this is basically a short horror film

contemporary poets should write less about teeth, rabbits, wounds, slippages and stoppages, red wine blood, skinned knees, girlhood via uninteresting allegory, milky substances, cannibalism/consuming, fruit as metaphor for sex

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turning seasons 🌸🌻🍁❄️

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start of new cycle of spring, time to finally posting the full sets!

September 27, 2015 at 12:00PM

tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page

bruh

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces

Me: ah shit, I misidentified that yellow rumped warbler as a female goldfinch, I should literally be hung at the gallows for this. I'm such an IDIOT

My friend, pointing at a vulture: check out that fucked up crow lol

Happy Anniversary. This is the original post. On this day in 2011 I was doing a charity drive for the natural disasters in Tōhoku and drew this. A few hours later I turned it into a gif and posted it here.

Here’s the original doodle before I drew it into a GIF

Happy 14th birthday Nyan Cat! The original post originated here on Tumblr