just gonna say it, squidward was right about everything

look spongebob is a terrible neighbor and an exhausting person. no one should have to suffer patrick star's lifelong dedication to ignorance & imperviousness to logic. put them in the same room and that's an automatic noise ordinance infraction (plus inevitably public property damage). they are lowkey domestic terrorists. squidward is a grump and a snob but at the end of the day he's a burntnout service worker with a shitty boss who just wants some peace and quiet during his downtime. he asks for so little honestly. all the other characters should be in jail

Hasn't attempted to kill SpongeBob on like multiple occasions????? There's litterally an entire scene in a movie where he was about to be brutally executed hamburger style

we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

i'll acknowledge it

Sonic and jet? Maybe?

do you think prev is older or younger than you?

lesbian... women.... yuri........ i love women.....

gay... men.... yaoi........ i love men.....

I love taking pics of them DIRECTLY under their heat lamp because it puts an INTENSE colour filter over everything and,,

Im scared to ask but what are these

femme lesbians with fucked up makeup!! femme lesbians in sweatpants and messy hair!! femme lesbians that spend most days working a minimum wage job or smoking pot!! femme lesbians wearing jeans and a t shirt!!

femme lesbians are not all coquette pink princesses and i feel like that’s all i see on social media these days.. make some noise for messy femme lesbians with messy lives!!

I dress like this as a gay dude idk if I am included in this sum

Why does your dad sound like a fae tempting you with forbidden fruit knowing that if you eat some you’ll be trapped in the fae realm

Buddy I don't think that's their dad

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

this callout is completely deserved

Knowing this isn't universal and just and American thing makes me want to leave ever more

The bottom two got married btw

Checkerboard flowers

I LOVE THESE

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top' is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top' is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back

additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you

useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)

Ugh music is so good

Music is power

Music is wow

I love music

Music speaks

I love music ugh

My mind....

bed bath and behind you

bed bath and beware

bed bath and begone

AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok

how do you use these?

Put these on the top layer above everything, set layer to 'overlay' then adjust opacity. You can put it on whatever opacity you want but usually 30%+ is most effective.

The point is to obstruct the picture so AI can't read your image because AI counts every single pixel in your art

By this post alone, in less than 5 hours.

I need you all to calm the fuck down

NEEDED AND NO WE WONT THIS IS BRILLIANT

@inprogresspokemon @destiny-islanders @xxtc-96xx @mewtwoandme

THIS IS IMPORTANT PLEASE TAKE THIS

A very rare Andean cat stretching out in front of wildlife cam 

(via)

ooooo gran tramo

loooove rubbing my boobs soapy in the shower now that theyre like softball size ⚾ honk honk

This is like 90% of the reason I want boobs