Utter Hell

Let the parrot take the stand. I will cross-examine her, Your Honor.

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney ▴ 2001, Capcom

quite literally me when i am lying

transcript:

woman: why are the heard and mcdonald islands, which don't export to the united states, and are quite literally inhabited by penguins -- why do they face 10% tariffs? did you use AI to generate this?

man: [extremely nervous and suspicious laughter] ehehehe..... no.....

AXIS 《1995》 Mermaid (Unlicensed Doujin Game)

I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

Alternatives to experimenting on me like a lab rat when you suspect me of being inconsiderate:

baby capybara named Tupi via san antonio zoo

let’s feel safe and enriched with mama

i just saw “bad people dni”

i just found 12 bricks

^_^ <- obsessed with her. she's so fun and playful and a little whimsical.

am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

toger we can achieve anything

eternal appreciation World Shaking!