Death Is Temporary I’ll Love You Forever

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.

hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

oh, honestly I was planning on reopening the same wounds again and again and again and again and again and again and again

This close 🤏 to walking into a mysterious fog and never coming back

when charles schulz said "all you need is love. but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt" and anthony bourdain said "your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. enjoy the ride" and mark twain said "part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like." when erma bombeck said "i am not a glutton- i'm an explorer of food," voltaire said "ice-cream is exquisite. what a pity it isn't illegal" and when kurt vonnegut said "you can't just eat good food. you've got to talk about it too. and you've got to talk about it to somebody who understands that kind of food."

it's just sooooooo like. i feel like other people are so animated and driven and full of feeling and life and passion and connection with those around them and i'm just completely blank behind the eyes and i never do anything and i can't make myself authentically feel and think in that naturally comfortable way that most people seem to

I hope that I’m not just a mutual to you, but also a blurred recollection of an icon and an entrely misremembered url

HUGH JACKMAN as JAMES HOWLETT / LOGAN X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE (2009), dir. Gavin Hood

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

Update me, disturb me, tell me about your day, I love all that.

Not to be a slut or anything but can someone come lie on top of me and kiss me like you've needed to your whole life

thank you for ur service (not unfollowing me)

"they took pluto from you" "they took dinosaurs from you" "they took neptune from you" grow a second personality trait and stop getting upset that our understanding of the world has grown since you were in 3rd grade

They took naptime from you