it’s kind of extremely fucking infuriating and also depressing to really see the way everything you got taught growing up is a lie. no you won’t be able to afford your own place. work will not be fulfilling. dating will be a chore at best. your body will fail you much earlier than you think. nobody is looking out for you and we are all collectively experiencing societal decay in real time. yayyy

Oh, this red string you see wrapped around my finger? You're asking if it connects me to my one true love? An understandable mistake, but I'm aromantic. This is for my conspiracy board.

The conspiracy board isn't my soulmate either, by the way. I'm not a soulmate kind of gal, and neither is my conspiracy board. We both prefer a tangled web of self-discovered meaning over any specific label. But oh, wait — is your conspiracy board your soulmate? That's cool, for real. So much diversity in the aromantic conspiracy theorist experience.

being a symbolism enjoyer should humble you because at the end of the day no matter how eloquently you articulate it youre essentially saying "i love it when things have meaning"

my hobbies are Colours and Shapes but, like, in a mature, sophisticated adult way

'The Sun'

(Based off 'The Sun' by Edvard Munch. Part of a not-quite-a-comic-but-sort-of-a-comic I'm working on.)

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

if im being totally honest, the biggest reason I wish people on this website had paid more attention in english class and had reading comprehension is so that they would understand when and why jokes are funny. Maybe if y'all understood that a line like "None of these words are in the bible" is only funny because its totally unexpected. Or maybe if y'all understood how to construct jokes for yourself, we wouldn't have so many comments like "OP check your carbon monoxide detector" because you'd ALSO know how to build a joke. but anyways its the weekend so im fine about this. I'm normal about this. im NOT bothered.

My little hyperfixation

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

beepboop. censorbot approved

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

hello, future tumblr! this is what we thought was funny in december 2018.

We still think it’s funny in December 2019

We still think it’s funny in December 2020

We still think it’s funny in December 2021

we still think its funny in december 2022

we still think it’s funny in December 2023

Achievement Unlocked:

Only Our Bodies Can Leave

The spirit remains eternally (at least five years)

Achievement Unlocked:

Forever And A Day

Yup, still funny after 6 years…

hey pal it’s april. you got a time machine?

all you suckers are spending $70 on totk but not me I’m emulating it on tumblr

all you suckers… 😔 spending $80… 🫢 on mario kart 😰… whew………

how do I unsubscribe from anxiety

god cursed me into seeing this image so im making it everyone elses problem

i really believe that discussing the character with someone who shares ur interpretation is the closest u can get to modern day philosophy. we are like plato and aristotle but talking about a fictional guys trauma

"i'm tired of seeing-" use your filters.

"but there was an icky ship-!" use your filters.

"i don't like that tag-" use your filters.

don't like what you're seeing? use. your. filters.