Other people's emotions are deep and complex and beautiful but mine are proof that there is rot at the core of my being

chill with me at your own risk i don’t mind being quiet for 4 hours

my grim fate approaches 😂

@onenicebugperday

You have to keep transitioning until you discover that you actually do love dancing and sex. Please.

“I am looking respectfully” “im so normal about this” can you bark actually? Can you hit yourself over the head w a frying pan like a cartoon wolf? Can you look at it derangedly please?

look this is getting nowhere how about we just agree to disa- *remembers I should exploit any possible situation to my advantage* if you don't take me to the Monterey bay aquarium I'm going to start screaming

yes all my favorite characters are desperate to be loved. no i don’t think that says anything about me

YOU MUST TRY TO LOVE YOURSELF WHEN NOTHING ELSE DOES. THIS WILL BE THE HARDEST PART

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

When I was in Norway at the Gojira show a guy in the pit grabbed me & said “open your mouth”

And I did

He suspected (correctly) that I was dehydrated & was judging by the color of my tongue

But I fully heard “open your mouth” & thought “wow this stranger is going to spit in my mouth”

And then, naturally, I thought “well let’s see where he’s going with this”

#life is a rich tapestry

testing out my new set of lockpicks in the petco spider aisle