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KARLA. twenty one. madison beer enthusiast. european baby. dobermans. ian enjoyer. italy + croatia. multilingual. sturniolo triplets. oldest sibling. damon salvatore’s main bitch. gold jewellery. iced coffee. partynextdoor’s babymama. eilish no.1. nyx lipliners. gilmore girls. music. block blast addicted. mini skirts.
My shaylas💔💔💔
(gif: @vxnitra)
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.
thank yew.
what she said
one of fratboy!matt ‘s punishment for toxicfwb!reader.
“matt, please.” you whine desperately, eyes fluttering shut as you lay your hand on top of your pussy over your sweatpants.
he smirks, fiddling with the toothpick between his teeth while his thumb drags along his screen, messing around with the setting of the vibrator app.
you were desperate to cum, but he has been torturing you for three hours straight.
you tilt your head back, hips bucking upward for some sort of friction. he finally settles on the highest setting and tossed his phone to the side.
he tugs on your sweatpants along with your underwear as you stare at him, utterly wrecked.
his hand reaches to cup a tit while his thumb toy with your puffy clit. “you can cum, sweetheart.” he murmurs, tilting his head as he slide your toy in and out of your slick folds, urging you.
“fuck. fuck. fuck.” you moan loudly, arching your back as you gush messily. he hums, dropping your vibrator into the messy puddle. “good girl. did you learn your lesson?”
© chrismalfoy
✎ 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐬! ✮ 𝐜.𝐬 『 +𝟏𝟖 』
ⓘ best friends? ᚐ sexual tension ᚐ p in v ᚐ creampie ᚐ (kinda?) praise kink ᚐ pet names ᚐ some bantering ᚐ etc. + intended lowercase. 𝐰𝐜. 𝟏.𝟏𝐤
"you sure you’re that quiet during sex?" chris teased when you told him that you had never actually moaned for real during sex. you weren’t sure how and where the topic popped up from, but it wasn’t such a surprise knowing you both loved to switch topics every few seconds.
looks teeewweww good right here
i need to cuddle the shit out of him
No scheulde friday vids no more OR dumps...
why r they making it seem like its our fault for delayed low/mid shit.?? ''we know our content has been mid these days but its all for you guys'' you mean the ''guys'' going on tour..? you mean the ones that PAY for content that you guys do on a free fucking app..? bullshit. i love the boys sm but if this keeps on going a break from yt for at least a month would make a difference and im sure
The tour is a comedy show. chris said it himself saying smth along the lines of ''we made sure the provide seats at tour bc we are not artists, its just for jokes''. So why the fuck are the prices so high..? yeah i get it tours expensive blah blah ppl have had this talk b4 but come on. no small talk yet they say shit like ''i cant wait to meet everyone and talk w you guys'' fym..Id be so fucking pissed if i dropped a bag and all im allowed 2 do is smile,hug and walk away...
They plan shit in 10/90, what i mean is 10% content for THE JOB they CHOSE to do and 90% for behind the scenes cool ultimate fan stuff that no one knows shit abt till now..?? Also what up w the 3-zillon ''staff meetings'' they talking abt. Where's the content coming out of these meetings..? are we js shiting n chatting over there?
If editing takes alot or timing is tight they COULD stream. its a free website for all + engaging live chat and we love it they love it EVERYONE wins.
Owning up vs slacking on content. js bc they admitted to it does not mean ''SOME'' of yall can dick ride them into thinking that majority of us r okay w this shit.
''its js a fandom'' or ''yk you could js click off the video right'' comments make zero sense. and ngl this js makes things a lot worse. Bc lets say for reference you were in a relationship and ur partner did smth that pissed you off would you immediately break up and act like u did not love/commit to them or would you try and talking things out and if that did not work you would end things.
My point is this is crazy work for ppl who have a YOUTUBE career and yes i know its hard from time to time but they picked there job they deal w it and act there role.
I swear if tour dont got them posting 4 or smth days a week im fucking over it. Promising us shit while their actions do NOT match up what so ever is insane.
PS: yet again this is NOT HATE. im expressing MY OPINION pls respect that and dont use this rant as an excuse to hate.
forbidden fruit ~ C.S
series warnings! cursing, angst, fluff, smut, stalking (not by chris), some violence. nothing distasteful! intentional lowercase. not proofread.
this is JUST a prologue. the actual chapters will be longer!
IN WHICH chris finds himself crushing on the mother of one of the children he coaches. despite the crush being wildly inappropriate, he tries to win over a woman who couldn’t be any less interested.
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prologue
the sound of small giggles and pattering feet was all that could be heard on the field. it was like this every day. chris only taught basic skills to children from the ages of 6-8, putting on mini ‘games’ for the kiddos to feel like they’re genuinely playing the sport. it was the start of a new school season, meaning chris got a new set of kids to teach everything he knows about lacrosse.
he absolutely loved it.
nothing brought him more joy seeing how happy the kids were on the field and how much fun they had playing around. he never pressured them. he knew later in life if they continued, they’d get enough of that toxic environment from future coaches. his main goal was to show them the fun of the sport. the giggles and happy faces paid him much more than the low salary he got doing it. he felt it was his life purpose.
as the day rolled on, parents began picking up their children. one by one each kid fist bumped chris and ran their little legs as fast as they could to their parents. it warmed chris’s heart. he had no interest in having children or settling down but he did however love being a mentor. the type of mentor he wished he had as a kid.
eventually, every child was gone except one. jordan. this wasn’t new, his father always rolled in late. sometimes chris even suspected he was drunk given his slight slur in speech. he has reported this, but nothing ever came of it. it angered him.
“yo jordan! too much speed buddy. you’ll send yourself flying going that fast.” he shouted to the boy, jogging to catch up with him. it was 15 minutes over pick-up time and he let him continue playing. for his sake he never complained about having to basically watch someone’s kid unpaid. he liked jordan. he was a sweet kid and honestly not a hassle.
jordan was new. all the kids were to be fair, but he hadn’t showed up to the first week of practices. chris figured it was cause of the boys father, who also always dropped him off late. he’d show up with the saddest face chris has ever seen but leave with the biggest smile. which was one of the many reasons chris loved his job. he wanted to improve these kids lives, especially the ones like jordan.
“sorry coach.” the boy pouted, throwing his stick down in frustration.
“hey.” chris got down to jordan’s level, picking his stick up and placing it back in his hands. he put his hands on jordan’s shoulders, “don’t sweat it kid. you’re here to learn and have fun, i’m proud of what you did do. you made a goal earlier, that’s awesome!” chris smiled, messing up the boys hair as he stood back on his feet.
jordan giggled in response grinning up at chris.
“pear!” a woman’s voice called, as if on queue.
chris looked over, seeing a young girl walk across the field towards them. he had never seen her before. he was used to jordan’s dad picking him up. she was dressed in a beat up pair of cowboy boots with a pretty blue summer dress on. her hair was in a messy bun and she had a pen tucked above her ear. she looked disheveled, like she might’ve rushed here. nonetheless, chris couldn’t help but find her pretty. despite her appearance, she had gorgeous features. she looked to be the kind of girl that could be thrown on magazine covers and just naturally look stunning. to say he was enthralled by her would be an understatement.
“i’m so sorry i’m late bud, your dad didn’t tell me he couldn’t pick you up until five minutes before practice ends.” she sighed, catching her breath. she took a quick glance at chris, “thank you for keeping an eye. this won’t happen again.” she got down on jordan’s level, brushing some of his hair off his forehead. it was as if she was concerned he somehow was hurt. or maybe it was the guilt of being so late. anything could’ve happened in the time nobody showed up to claim him.
“it’s no problem! jordan and i were having fun on the field.” chris reassured, observing her. “i’ll walk you guys to your car.”
the offer wasn’t necessary. he was sure she was more than capable of escorting herself out. he felt sorry for her though. he could see her concern and the slight heavy breathing from the rush and worry.
“oh thanks, you must be mr. sturniolo? jordan talks about practice and you all the time.” she stands, grabbing jordan’s hand to guide him towards the exit.
“please, call me chris. adding the mr and last name makes me feel like i’m 40 or something.” he jokes, following her lead. she slightly laughs at that, giving him a knowing look. “try being a young mom.”
the pair engage in some light small talk, discussing jordan’s progress and ways he could improve. nothing strayed out of the parent-teacher professionalism. chris wasn’t at all new to talking with women. she was gorgeous, he certainly thought so. if she were anyone else he’d already have her number. however part of him knew his interest was very inappropriate. she didn’t seem all that interested outside of jordan either. she hardly even taken in chris’s appearance.
as they approached her car, chris offered the same fist bump he gave every kid, jordan reciprocating happily.
“i’ll see you at practice tomorrow kid.” he smiled and without words, helped boost him into the backseat. he gave the boy a reassuring smile before he stepped back allowing her to buckle jordan in with a kiss to his forehead, shutting the door.
“it was nice to meet you.” chris spoke up as she turned back around.
it was only then that she genuinely looked at him, still offering him nothing but a small quick smile. she was being nice, he shouldn’t expect anything more. part of him was disappointed by her lack of interest.
get over yourself. he thought. she’s there to pick up her kid not get your number. don’t be a creep.
“yeah you too. i’ll pick him up from now on. so sorry about this.” she rushed out as she quickly got in her car.
chris stepped aside, swallowing his pride as he watched her back out of the parking spot and pull off. he hadn’t gotten to ask her name. he knew he was towing a line of coming off weird, unprofessional even. he should take her disinterest as a sign. however, he was never the type of guy to stray from a challenge. he was determined to learn more about the girl whose son was the most well mannered on his team. one of his parents had to be decent enough for him to be the kid he is. and given her apologetic tone, he assumed it was her. it didn’t cross his mind that she could possibly still be with jordan’s father. not that chris would care. if the man was as much of a mess as he assumed, she deserved better.
and he wanted to be the better she deserved.
i honestly don’t know how i feel about this. i re-wrote it so many times and didn’t proofread. i have more ideas for the chapters themselves but i hope you enjoyed this teaser! let me know if we like or if this is absolute dog shit. sorry if it seems rushed. bye! -xoxo, evie
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