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A world map without place names except for Bhutan and Greenland, which are labeled in the wrong places.

Thank you. I needed to see this today

Skara Brae Buddo, human figure carved from whalebone, dated c. 2,900 – 2,400 BC. Discovered at Skara Brae, a Neolithic settlement located in the Bay of Skaill on the Mainland, an island in the Orkney archipelago of Scotland.

rotate the buddo

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

you think that’s cock you’re sucking right now?

https://www.vintag.es/2018/09/long-term-parking-1982.html?m=1

anyone remember when the combination kfc/long john silvers in my hometown just fucking exploded one night

anyone remember when the combination kfc/long john silvers in my hometown just fucking exploded one night

man selling services, primary among which is the making of hats: and what can I do for you today, my good sir?

man who encourages his friends to kiss while he watches: could you fashion a fine homburg?

how much simpler can I possibly make it

at Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville rn and i’m wondering why more musicians don’t have their own restaurants. i would eat at Trent Reznor’s Tavern of Terror

I wanna feed you like an animal

I wanna serve you lots of french fries

do you think shepard would blast some lady gaga on the normandy, like

"edi play die with a smile from lady gaga"

and then you see the worst dacing moves ever

because i think about it daily tbh

Yeah, a 100% straight guy wore a Brony shirt to school. I just became 20% cooler.

gunpla that makes you gay (it has no effect because you're already gay)

he is moved to tears

this version of the minecraft movie was allegedly screened in actual movie theaters

all the girls my age are wretched knights or princesses being corrupted by wicked sorceresses or whatever... and I'm just here literally pilfering XD

liiiiike

u feel me?

Something I found hilarious the other day was seeing one of those “I bought this before Elon Musk went insane” bumper stickers, except it wasn’t on a Tesla. It was on the most beat up 20+ year old Toyota Corolla I’ve ever seen that was missing three hubcaps and had no less than seven different dents in the rear bumper. yeah I do not doubt that you bought that one before musk went insane

i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time